Talk:Football

Best avoided if you are in Glasgow.

Just for the record[edit source]

Ranting on this page isint funny. whoever writes that is exposing the angry, prepubescent bumfluff displaying teenager within. Templates+Rewrites. – Preceding unsigned comment added by Dienkonig (talk • contribs)

Wow, I'm surprised[edit source]

there isn't more contention here about the "true meaning" of this or that word, like on Wikipedia's football article. I suppose I'm proud of my fellow Americans for not demonstrating the stereotype that we don't know what football is for the planet called "Earth"… although a look at the article's edit history might tell a different story. — Lenoxus 03:40, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Merging?[edit source]

I think this article need to be merged with war. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 83.117.146.36 (talk • contribs)

Rewrite[edit source]

The article as-is is fugly. I might think about rewriting it. Jedibob5 22:55, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Yes this article needs to be rewritten, perhaps about a sport that people care about. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 98.223.227.120 (talk • contribs)

Italians and their falling[edit source]

Should there be mention of this? They are renown for falling when touched Redsoxsuck 20:52, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

Happy to oblige, what do you think to the addition under History? --Rforbes 19:51, 15 August 2009 (UTC)RForbes 20:50 BST, 15/08/09 --Crúach 20:19, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

this is way too british[edit source]

This article needs to be americanized and mock the european fools. america is brutalized on uncyclopedia, so it's time for some vengeance! for such a tiny island, extreme over population is evident in britain, for example the amount of british bias in almost all articles shows more of them are on the internet. not to mention they all emigrate all over the place and can't fucking stay where they are. – Preceding unsigned comment added by 79.75.154.39 (talk • contribs)

If we had stayed where we were there wouldn't be an America now, would there? --Rforbes 19:54, 15 August 2009 (UTC)

please don't Americanise anything we Scots /Brits invented everything , football, television, telephone ,rugby, snooker ,tennis, golf ,boxing ,toilets ,snobs ,thugs ,neds and chavs , America. we travel to share our talent – Preceding unsigned comment added by 82.6.2.13 (talk • contribs)

What? You seem to have a multiple personality/nationality disorder. The majority--albeit a small majority--of Uncyclopedia articles are America-centered anyway, so it's only natural for not-American users to be a bit more nationalistic when writing.--

The House of Pigs _{everyone hates me...} 14:57, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

Are you seriously objecting to an article about a sport Americans don't play not being American enough? Its an english language article about something Americans don't care bout but which the British follow with murderous zealotry, and you're suprised by a British focus? – Preceding unsigned comment added by 86.180.4.84 (talk • contribs)