Talk:Fartium

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The contents of Farting were merged into Fartium and they now redirect here. For the contribution history and old versions of the merged article please see its history.

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Rewrite

I cleaned this article up a bit, added a picture and a quote, and removed some useless text. I also removed the stub box. It should look much better now. --

Weis Markets

This should be more centered around farting in Weis Market, the ultimate place to fart.

Update the link to www.weismarkets.com, it's expired now.

Youtube

I wonder if this could be incorparated into Fartium.

The.original.joe.shmoe blahMUN potato!! 23:27, 24 July, 2007 (UTC)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtjW78IUgOQ&NR=1

I just farted

In Weis Market.

And it stinks. Was that you? Did you have to?

Giddy-what! Giddy-Weis! Giddy-wha-wha-Weis's FART!

How to fart on command?

REALLY LOUD does anyone know?

Shit. BeAnsman1 (talk) 17:41, 9 November 2023 (UTC)