Talk:Diabetes mellitus

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I need help writing a page about Pedophiliosis. Can anyone help? And sorry if this is the wrong place to ask this. This is the only page anywhere (I checked google) that mentions Pedophiliosis. 05:05, 27 April 2007 (UTC) Proper

Nothing can stop me and my raging diabetes!

From a Type 1 Diabetic[edit source]

First of all, this article lacks quality.

As a note for future editors, for I am not a writer as to say.

Humor on Type 1 would probably be centered on how it's nothing like Type 2, for the only issue with it is the pain. Perhaps have it be depicted as if Type 1 were a crippling illness, but showing the real issues in their mildness? Maybe play down the pain of testing blood sugar and injections?

On the other hand, maybe having Type 1 as the polar opposite of Type 2? Such as saying "Type 2 diabetics must avoid sugar at all costs, however Type 1 diabetics must avoid vegetables at all costs" – Preceding unsigned comment added by Gatonom (talk • contribs)

You may not consider yourself a writer, but your critique suggests otherwise. Remember, very few of us are professional writers here. Try a rewrite of the article in your userspace: (User:Gatonom/Diabetes) and give it a shot. You might be surprised at the results, and don't worry if it takes awhile to get it just right. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:34, October 11, 2012 (UTC)
Thank you for the suggestion, and what you'd call a compliment that's not quite a compliment. Though I have minimal knowledge of Type 2 diabetes, I shall try writing an article. Gatonom (talk) 01:42, October 11, 2012 (UTC)