Talk:Audrey Hepburn

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This has serious potential. We have to make this article reference Samuel Jackson in anyway possible, just for the heck of it. :P

lol, Samul l. jackson likes to say "mother fucker" alot, that should be all over this page, no? Roman Dog Bird 04:51, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
Exactly. :) Make her seem uncharacteristically rude, obnoxious, [i.e. a fading actress], while referencing her movies, etc. i.e. Her walking in a drunken stupor into a charity event with a cigarette in a stick in one of her oddly long-gloved hands screaming "Oh, a party?! And no one INVITED ME?! Do you know who I am?! I'm Audrey MOTHERFUCKING Hepburn! Hey, you! Queer looking sonofabitch! Get me some GODDAMN Lucky Stripes, NOW!"65.2.101.184 21:46, 21 August 2007 (UTC)
It looks like you didn't detect my sarcasm. I wasn't serious and I think that's a terrible idea. Roman Dog Bird 19:10, 24 August 2007 (UTC)
Ah, I see. Well, aside from the fact that I meant make her page make her look uncharacteristically mean and obnoxious, and you totally took it out of its original intention and acted like a condescending blowhard, carry on then. XP74.225.227.159 23:18, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

Oh, it doesn't help your credentials to say that it's a terrible idea when the current edit of this page sucks much more than the implementation of my idea would, even with the additions I MADE that were cherry picked to keep in the article along with the better edits. I'm sorry if you think I was just being randomly unfunny with the initial EXAMPLE of Samuel Jackson, but for God's sake, at least put your money where your mouth is and make this page good. Dumbass.74.225.227.159 23:20, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

*three days later* Dude, whatever. God. --Roman Dog Bird 06:57, 28 August 2007 (UTC)
LOL, exactly. ;)74.225.230.157 03:22, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

I could be wrong but I think there might be one or two errors in this artical regarding Audrey Hepburn

Errors??? This is a travesty! Lock down the site! Ready your weapons, men! This article is going down! Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:02, 25 July 2008 (UTC)