Sonia Nevermind

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“I need to know what 二形 means in English.”

~ Oscar Wilde

Photo of Sonia Nevermind at the ball.

Sonia Nevermind is a royal princess of the Kingdom of Novoselic. She was formally the heir to the throne but was thrown out for being a 二形. After that, she moved to Japan permanently. She didn't understand them at first, because she only spoke Novoselician. She also met Chiaki Nanami later in her life. Cool. She is currently on a school trip at Jabberwock Island in the middle of nowhere. She currently does not wear princess-like clothing and only does that for formal occasions.

Biography

Sonia Nevermind was born on October 13, 1993. She is a 二形, but her parents didn't know that and thought she was a boy, so they called her Scotty Nevermind. Their family name, Nevermind, has no relation to the Nirvana album Nevermind, it's just the Novoselician phrase Нѣвырмаін. It just so happened to be transcribed like that by mistake. Oh where was I? Oh right, Sonia's childhood.

Sonia mistakenly believed she was a boy for the first 5 years of her life. She only found out when she went to go have a bath, and when she was drying herself, she realized she was a 二形. Her parents, being far right fascists who disapprove of 二形s, got so mad that they banished her from Novoselic permanently. She then decided to move to Japan permanently, but it didn't go easy because she didn't know a word of Japanese except for Japanese words that entered Novoselician, which is mostly cultural stuff. She still doesn't know a single word of Japanese.

Scroll of Illness

Sonia first read the Scroll of Illness, or at least a Novoselician translation of it for fun. In the Scroll of Illness, there was a passage that made her more mad than ever. The passage was "You shall see how they possess both male and female roots. Truly they are of both forms/kinds/or aspects.". She got so mad of people back then considering her body as an illness. She doesn't have a time machine, so she it telling it to people with time machines. What she is saying is to not call 二形 an illness. That's all for now in the case, OK.