Secret City of Ghorad

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“What comes in stays in!”

~ Putin, the Mayor of the Secret City of Ghorad
The locked city gates, where Putin gave his famous "What comes in stays in!" speech.

The Secret City of Ghorad, or just the Secret City for short, is a communist city, where 7 trillion nukes are stored, and is part of Metropolitan Ghorad. It is not known what happens inside the city, but nuke testing overseen by Kim Jong-un is said to occur within the city. The city has secret bonds and ties with North Korea and communist Russia. The current mayor is Putin.

History[edit | edit source]

Not much is known about the history of the communist Secret City. It was founded between 1117 and 1136 by LardFace Mc BaguetteButt. By 1200, the city's gates were locked permanently. The first recorded nukes in the city was reported around 1203. Parts of the wall were decayed by March 1500 but they were repaired days later before anyone escaped from the city.

I wonder which black dot represents the location of the Secret City? Maybe it is the dot in Africa?

Rulers[edit | edit source]

The first recorded Mayor, elected in 1204, was Kim Jong-un (who wishes to be eternal mayor after Putin). Putin was elected in 1778, when Kim Jong-un had to stock up on nukes.

Kim Jong-un is the current and only Eternal Nuke Owner of the Secret City of Ghorad. He has been since the position was created in 1204.