SCP-2391245

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Special Containment Procedures

SCP-2391245 is to be kept inside ████████ chamber every 21 hours. The only ones allowed inside of SCP-2391245's cell are ██████, ██████, Class-B, ███████ and my nephew Grace. I hate her. Please keep her inside at all times. When it is time to let 2391245 take a bathroom break, ██████████ then ████████████ on its ███████ and scoop it up. Also, please ██████████ ███████ ███████ ███████ death row ████████████████ in-joke here ██████ [████████].

Description

Used to be located inside of Site-████, but considered too unsafe due to the site being an abandoned Office Depot in the middle of a busy area. It is now contained in Site-██████. Origin is unknown, but our guess is that it ended up ███████ ███ ██████ ████████. 2391245 is a slimy substance that will do something when sat on, though everyone is too scared to see. We could send Class-B in there, but we don't want to. Personnel have taken a liking towards 2391245 and have given it the nickname of "Hideous Green Sludge that No One Likes".

If container is broken, the hideous green sludge that no one likes will transform into a ████████ and end up ██████ everyone in the facility. Gross, right?

Extra Information

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See also

• SCP Foundation
• Insanity
• Gr- yes? What do you mean this is basically just the SCP Foundation article? Look, I thought my idea was perfectly original, and now you're telling me I'm a plagiarizer? Damnit.