Borat Sagdiyev

President Borat Sagdiyev Президент Борат Сағдиев
President
Vice President	Azamat Bagatov
Preceded by	Kassym-Jomart Tokayev
Personal details
Born	February 27, 1972 Kuzcek, Kazakhstan
Nationality	Kazakh
Political party	Boratese
Spouse	Luenell

Borat Sagdiyev, also known as "Borat", (born 27 February 1972) is the prophet of the Mighty Hawk Ukhtar, famous TV journalist, & the current President of Kazakhstan.

Birth

Rare drawing on Borat's childhood desk.

Borat was born in the quaint village of Kuzcek, in the Kazakh Soviet Social Republic in the Soviet Union. Born to loving parents, I think, Asimbala and Boltok "The Rapist" Sagdiyev. Borat was born in 1972 from his mother, who was only 9 when pregnant.

Family

As mentioned, his parents are Asimbala and Boltok, often nicknamed "The Rapist". He also has three children Huey Lewis, born Hooeylewis, and twins Bilak and Biram. He presumably has a cousin named taroB which has committed several war crimes in various places and is often confused with him.

Presidential Campaign

After former president Kassym-Jomart Tokayev stepped down from presidency, Borat broke into the government building in Nur-Sultan and said the presidential pledge and legally became president. His first act as president was deporting all Jews for fear of "sucking our beautiful Kazakh minds out of skull".

See also

• "Weird Al" Yankovic
• My Name Is Earl