Citation
A citation[eugh?] is a tool[eugh?] authors use to legally copy[eugh?], distribute[eugh?], cite[eugh?] and downgrade others' works[eugh?]. It is found mostly[eugh?] in texts where they are used to distract their reader from the text itself[eugh?] by annoying[eugh?] them with obnoxious symbols[eugh?] and references[eugh?]. No reader[eugh?], of course, takes these seriously[eugh?] because as everyone knows[eugh?]: anything[eugh?] found on the internet is automatically true[eugh?]. Citations[eugh?] are therefore a total[eugh?] waste of the users connection[eugh?]. This is why many webbrowsers have installed an automatic citation filter that blocks citations[eugh?] so that they are not downloaded[eugh?].
The History[eugh?] of Citations[eugh?][edit | edit source]
Citations date back to the texts by Plato[eugh?], who used it extensively in his writings[eugh?]. Plato was very adept at citing[eugh?] and could therefore proudly[eugh?] pass on his knowledge of citations[eugh?] to his student[eugh?], Aristotle[eugh?]. Plato and Aristotle dedicated their lives[eugh?] to spreading[eugh?] the use of citations[eugh?], and it was because of them that the practice reached Egypt[eugh?].
In Egypt[eugh?], the citations[eugh?] found [eugh?] a new home[eugh?] within the Alexandrian Library[eugh?]. The citations prospered[eugh?] within the library, and slowly[eugh?] but surely[eugh?] evolved from their citational roots[eugh?]. With lots of books[eugh?] to infect and cite[eugh?], the citations grew exponentially{{}}, and within weeks[eugh?] formed their own society[eugh?] and congressional courts[eugh?]. It didn't take long[eugh?] before the citations took over the library[eugh?], and within a month[eugh?] of the liberation, the citations had taken over Egypt.[eugh?] Through clever[eugh?] use of text manipulation[eugh?], the citations spread throughout the world[eugh?].
From Egyp[eugh?]t, the now evolved[eugh?] citations had an almost[eugh?] divine[eugh?] impact on the world[eugh?]. It is still tradition in Taiwan[eugh?], for example, that in order to be successful in life[eugh?] you must cite at least 10 sources[eugh?] for every one thing you make up[eugh?]. Scientists today can only nod their heads[eugh?] in agreement[eugh?] when looking[eugh?] at the countless[eugh?] unsuccessful[eugh?] internet hogs that exist[eugh?].
Citations have since been proven[eugh?] to be the cause of The Seven Plagues[eugh?], human stupidity[eugh?], global warming[eugh?], the holocaust[eugh?], entropy[eugh?], human stupidity[eugh?], and the 16-year[eugh?] overdue[eugh?] end of the 100 Year War[eugh?].
Examples Of Citations in Speech[eugh?][edit | edit source]
JACK: Oh my god[eugh?] Jill! Your mum is such a smokin' MILF [eugh?]!
JILL: She's 56[eugh?], Jack![eugh?]
JACK: Yumm, cougar, I don't mind [eugh?]
JILL: Shut up about my mum or I will stab you![eugh?]
JACK: I wanna fuck ya mum [eugh?], Jill. Make it happen.
JILL: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
JACK: Argggh!
Jill stands covered in Jacks blood [eugh?]
JACK: You killed me. [eugh?]
Lack of Citations in popular culture[edit | edit source]
Lack of citations can be found anywhere[eugh?]. Really[eugh?]. Lack of citing has become proper practice[eugh?], and it is therefore common to find " [eugh?] " stuck to anything[eugh?].
Some[eugh?] also[eugh?] find[eugh?] it[eugh?] funny[eugh?] to[eugh?] stick[eugh?] the[eugh?] tags[eugh?] to[eugh?] every[eugh?] word[eugh?] in[eugh?] a[eugh?] sentence[eugh?].
Or two[eugh?][eugh?] on the same word[eugh?].
Three even[eugh?][eugh?][eugh?].
Not four[ERROR!][ERROR!][ERROR!][ERROR!] though[eugh?].
Five[eugh?][eugh?][eugh?][eugh?][eugh?] works[eugh?].
Sometimes you find sentences of purely tags. [eugh?] [eugh?] [eugh?] [eugh?] [eugh?] [eugh?] [eugh?].
In fact, some sites have whole sections solely made up of tags[eugh?]. You really shouldn't trust those![eugh?]
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