Why?:We should bomb Iran

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“Okay, so fuck Iran. I wanna bomb them!”

~ Every American General ever since the 1980s
BOMB IRAN!!!
YEAH! No more Iranian children!

Iran is a shitty country full of kind of shitty people. Here's all the reasons why they gotta get bombed to oblivion!

Why we gotta bomb Iran[edit | edit source]

  1. They're extremists!!!
  2. They're harboring terrorists!!!
  3. They're Islamic!
  4. They're Islamic!
  5. They're Islamic!
  6. They're Islamic!
  7. They're Islamic!
  8. They're Islamic!
  9. They're Islamic!
  10. They aren't Christian!
  11. Someone cared about it enough to make a song about it, meaning we should probably do it.
  12. They're Islamic!
  13. I need to put my collection of 31 AIM-9 Sidewinder missiles to use!
  14. They have Weapons of Mass Destruction!!!
  15. OIL!!!!
  16. WE NEED TO SPREAD FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY!!!

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