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| WARNING! BE SURE TO READ THIS FILE THOROUGHLY BEFORE EDITING |
| ANY OF THE ARTICLES ON UNCYCLOPEDIA! |
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Further Warning: We really mean this. Don't just skim through.
Read all of this or you will be blocked. Or worse.
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UNCYCLOPEDIA VERSION HISTORY
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1.0 - Jan 2005 - And God said let there be Uncyc
1.1 - Jan 2005 - Added random insanity
- Promoted me mates to admin status
1.2 - Mar 2005 - Slaughtered some noobs
- Generally enjoyed abusing power
- Stuck two fingers up at Wickerpedia
2.0 - Jul 2005 - Decided to copy code from Wikipedia
- 'Borrowed' featured image and article ideas
2.1 - Dec 2005 - Euroipods reskin thingy
- Extra reference to copyright
2.2 - Jan 2006 - Changed name to 'Uncyclopoopy'
2.3 - Jan 2006 - Changed name back – it was crap
2.4 - Feb 2006 - Appointed loads more minions
2.5 - Mar 2006 - WORLD DOMINATION!
- Typos
3.0 - Jun 2006 - Removed NRV tag. Idiot lowly users
3.1 - Jul 2006 - Eliminated Benson
- Added more legal threats and crud
3.2 - Jul 2006 - Proofread – errors in speech to text software
3.3 - Aug 2006 - Added more lists and random crud
- More copyright references
3.4 - Dec 2006 - New Year's crap
- Only the worthy can seek the
3.5 - APR 2007 - Admins go ape shit crazy
- They ban all users with the IP 127.0.0.1
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==============IMPORTANT==============
| READ EVRY SINGLE PART OF TIS FILE |
| BEFORE EATING (SIC) UNCYCLOPEDIA. |
| THIS IS VEY IMPORTANT. I IS |
| ESSENTIAL YOU REED AND UNDERSAND |
| EVERY WORD. GOT TAT? |
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SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
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* Less than 200kb of RL (real life) Memory
* Windows for Cavemen or later
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INSTALLATION
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* Locate the directory C:\Uncyclopedia and run the file named
Uncyclopediainstallationfile00001onwheels!.exe.
* Locate the file Supersecret Admin Page.unc and rename it
Adminsaretehghay.dum.
* Locate the file banpatrol.txt and blank it.
* Follow on screen instructions very carefully word for wood.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WARNING:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
! Do not attempt to install Uncyclopedia manually. !
! The program has been written by experienced progrmmers in !
! the Developers programming language and thus is !
! incomprehensible to you mere mortals. !
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Register with Uncyclopedia.org for a minimal fee
and receive regular updates on every single edit made as they
happen
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TROUBLESHOOTING
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Oh, a troublemaker eh?
Here is a CAQ (that stands for "Commonly Addressed Queries"):
Q: Can I use Micro-Soft Word keyboard shortcuts?
A: No, only WordStar mnemonics are supported. Sorry.
Q: How do I access my user space?
A: 1. Go to the Main program group
2. Open MS-DOS Executive
3. Type A:/os2/usr/def/
4. Press Shift+C to print the files
Q: What happens if my subscription runs out?
A: It's coin operated. Put more quarters in the machine,
or go back to ED.
Q: How do I report a bug?
A: You can:
-Dial-up connect to our bulletin board at (624) 555-8492.
-Subscribe to our mailing list at
listserv@uncyc.sympatico.net
Q:Where's page 2?
A:You don't see it? It's right under your nose!
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COPYRIGHT NOTICE – Important – Read or else!
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This website is copyright Uncyclopedia 1995. Don't bloody well
copy anything or I am coming round to your house and giving you
a right good pasting. Yes, I can trace your IP using whois and
MY SPECIAL ADMIN TOOLS! HAHAH!
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UNCYCLOPEDIA'S LEGAL TEAM
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Jimbo Wales Elvis An elite clan of Clinjas
Jimbo Jones The Fair Use Clause Translation experts
* You don't wanna come up against any of these now, do you?
Thought not. Then be sure to read every last single word in
this file. I SAID DO IT NOW.
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OTHER IMPORTANT CRAP
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* This readme file was written by OskaaWilde32.
* E-mail me if you want to put a link to Uncyclopedia on your
website. Although it's pointless because Uncyclopedia is my
baby and you're not having it, dumbo.
* WWW.UNCYCLOPEDIA.ORG
* OskaaWilde32@hotmail.co.uk
* www.livejournal.com/users/OskaaWilde32
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