Readme.txt

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Or worse. --------------------------------------------------------------- UNCYCLOPEDIA VERSION HISTORY --------------------------------------------------------------- 1.0 - Jan 2005 - And God said let there be Uncyc 1.1 - Jan 2005 - Added random insanity - Promoted me mates to admin status 1.2 - Mar 2005 - Slaughtered some noobs - Generally enjoyed abusing power - Stuck two fingers up at Wickerpedia 2.0 - Jul 2005 - Decided to copy code from Wikipedia - 'Borrowed' featured image and article ideas 2.1 - Dec 2005 - Euroipods reskin thingy - Extra reference to copyright 2.2 - Jan 2006 - Changed name to 'Uncyclopoopy' 2.3 - Jan 2006 - Changed name back – it was crap 2.4 - Feb 2006 - Appointed loads more minions 2.5 - Mar 2006 - WORLD DOMINATION! - Typos 3.0 - Jun 2006 - Removed NRV tag. Idiot lowly users 3.1 - Jul 2006 - Eliminated Benson - Added more legal threats and crud 3.2 - Jul 2006 - Proofread – errors in speech to text software 3.3 - Aug 2006 - Added more lists and random crud - More copyright references 3.4 - Dec 2006 - New Year's crap - Only the worthy can seek the 3.5 - APR 2007 - Admins go ape shit crazy - They ban all users with the IP 127.0.0.1 --------------------------------------------------------------- ==============IMPORTANT============== | READ EVRY SINGLE PART OF TIS FILE | | BEFORE EATING (SIC) UNCYCLOPEDIA. | | THIS IS VEY IMPORTANT. I IS | | ESSENTIAL YOU REED AND UNDERSAND | | EVERY WORD. 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