Quantum superposition

It's all because of that bastard.

The quantum superposition is a nerdy scientific term used by nerds, geeks, gremlins, and Wikipedians. Its only purpose is to explain what the fuck is going on with schrodinger's cat, another nerdy topic. Explaining the quantum superposition to a regular person will cause irreparable brain damage to whoever's listening to you, except for Schrodinger. Overall, the quantum superposition is generally just bat fuck insane.

Creation

The theory of the quantum superposition began when Erwin Schrödinger, a German lunatic, put a cat inside of a box. Inside of the box was a microscopic recreation of Chernobyl. The cat had a 50% chance of dying by mutation, due to the Soviet workers being intoxicated with alcoholic Uranium and vodka. The cat would die, because Chernobyl would still eventually explode. The box that the cat was in was coloured black, hence the name "black box".

Schrodinger was arrested due to several violations against animals, and was sent to jail for over $|\alpha \rangle =\int dx'|x'\rangle \langle x'|\alpha \rangle ,$years. Schrodinger was later known for contributing a bunch of influence to quantum economics, as his theories about quantum superpositions would shake the entire economy forever.

Schrodinger, a mad man.

Positives

None.

Consequences

Many sane scientists have questioned the theory of a quantum superposition, with arguments like "how do particle work?" and "my head hurt". The quantum superposition has caused drastic changes to IQ scores all around the world, making the entire planet become dumber.

Math, math, and more math

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The entirety of the theory of quantum superposition is math math math. Math math math math and more math. Blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah. Look at this! Look at that! Look at those. Math, math, math, math, and more math.

$$\Psi =c_{1}\Psi _{1}+c_{2}\Psi _{2}$$

It's all math. Math math math. Because of $\Psi _{1}$, this math means that $\Psi _{2}$ is different. Math, math, and more math.

Quantum computers

Quantum computers and quantum super-positions work very well with each other. Bits on the computer could both exist and not exist. What does this mean? I don't know. But they're called qubits, and they seem cool.

See also

• Bat Fuck Insane
• Brainfuck
• A WIZARD DID IT!

Further Reading

Why would you want to read more of this BS?