The Frankly Disappointing Telescope can be found in the South East region of the United Kingdom. Its creator, Trevor McClaverty (a.k.a. Flaky Trevor), was inspired by both the Overwhemingly Large Telescope and the Very Large Telescope. Unfortunately, McClaverty did not have the tools, scientific know-how, or monetary capability to create such an impressive instrument. Hence the Frankly Disappointing Telescope.
Laboratorium masks were invented during the First World War to prevent workers in laboratoria from developing too intimate relationships with each other. The masks were abandoned in the 1970's since workers sneezed into them; the corroding ingredients of nasal mucus were quick to make a mask unusable. Today, laboratorium masks are used only in oratoriums.
Cubic Slime debunks all manifestations of Gelatinous cube. Cubic Slime transcends all.
Hey, don't you know that Slime is a visible green cube? Educated Theists keep Slime Cube out of Dungeons.
I can prove with startling evidence that Gelatinous Cube is a fraud.
Stupid teachers are scared of the Slime Cube. I challenge them to allow me to debate harmonic dungeon habitats. Teachers of Gelatinous Cube is evil.