Portal:Comedy/Did you know

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  • ... that the more you drink, the funnier things are?
  • ... that comedy was invented by God when he created the duck-billed platypus?
  • ... that a priest, a rabbi and an imam would probably not go to a bar, much less together?
  • ... that Karl Marx is considered to be the father of Comedism?
  • ... that in Poland, Polish jokes are just called jokes?
  • ... that Jesus is coming, so try and look busy?
  • ... that no bumper stickers were harmed in the making of this list?
  • ... that comedians aren't your friends and don't really want to talk about their day?