Pollyanna

Polly-friggin'-anna

Ding Dong!

Oh? Be right there!

Ding Dong! Ding Dong!

Yeah! Yeah!

Ding Dong! Ding Dong! Dingitty Dingitty Dong Dong Dong!

Coming! I'm coming! Geez...*opening door*...good moooooooorrrrnnIIINNNGGGGG?!?!

hi! ♥

dammit.

What'cha doin'?

Nothing. Now if you could just please lea---

What's this? Ew, gross. What is it what is it? Ewwwww.

Well, that's actually a---wait a minute.

Who the f--k is that kid?!?

*gasp*

Err...ummm...all right. this is not happening again. Never Again. All right! Let's take you back to your real houses!

...

*sigh* okay, I have no idea where that kid lives. Let's go Polly, you first.

Okay! But let me put on my hat first okay?!? I love my hat! Hat! Hat Hat H4T HATE MAT HAT!

fidgeting nervously

Oh my hat! teehee Teehee teeHee TEEhee TEEHEE!

sweating profusely

Ahhh! aaaH! AAAAAAHHHHH!

...

There. ♥

OK...I suppose we can go now. Umm...kid? Just...don't touch anything while we're gon---

DAMMIT Polly!

Oh my hat! teehee Teehee teeHee TEEhee TEEHEE!

DAMMIT Polly!

hi! ♥

DAMMIT Polly!

DAMMIT Polly!

*enraged and with the sun in your eyes you---*

SMACK!

*hit a tree branch*

No! DAMMI---.

THUD.

Oh my hat! teehee Teehee teeHee TEEhee TEEHEE! Ahhh! aaaH! AAAAAAHHHHH!