Pingo Doce

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Pingo Doce's logo. Besides looking like it was drawn by an 8 year-old, the slogan literally means "it feels good to pay so little".
Butter. Pingo Doce sells butter, milk, etc.

Pingo Doce (Sweet Drop) is one of the largest supermarket operators in Portugal with almost 400 stores. There's also a rumor that Pingo Doce has stores in Poland, however, no one has confirmed that yet. It belongs to the Portuguese conglomerate Jerónimo Martins, co-owned by himself, Jerónimo de Sousa and Geronimo Stilton (yes, the rat bastard who fancies himself a journalist). To honor these 2 entrepreneurs and a rat, Salazar ordered the construction of the Mosteiro dos Jerónimos, which is currently one of the most visited monuments in Lisbon.