Pig Day Afternoon
Pig Day Afternoon was a bit less than classic cult movie that never got filmed due to severe problems with finance, cast, producer, script, and central idea. The whole thing was an attempt at parodying the famous film Dog Day Afternoon (starring Al Pacino and John Casale, directed by Sidney Lumet).
What more can be said about Pig Day Afternoon? That's a fair question. Those who know the father of the idea - if anyone does - also know that an interview with him would be of excruciatingly low quality. Those who understand these things in general understand that writing an article over such a thing is doomed to failure. Those who understand life generally know that success and failure are merely the different sides of the same coin - the coin of success and failure. Those into numismatics know that there never was such a coin. Others know that numismatists are dorks. With all that in mind, here is what - under the circumstances - must be accepted as the script of Pig day afternoon. It was written some time in the Internet era and it shows.
- Gort: Fuckinv shitty train o d fuqdafuq. I... you've seen Dog day afternoojn haven't you? Have you seen Dog Day Afternoon?
- Barf: I dony thin k i bavr. Nooi. Dog day? Ah. No nwver heard
- Gort: OK - you haven't seen it, even better
- Barf: Ill download thw wp-article
- Gort: Dafuq
- Barf: just beacause of a random jo... weir
- Gort: who even xix that
- Barf: didm
- Gort: Lol i rmember him
- Barf: He used to fead Terry Oratchet? My almost best bud
- Gort: Lol I'll get high and u have 20 percent more poop
- Barf: Its a deal then
- Gort: I should quit nut I domt want to
- Barf: Noolol jD, I'm nit high
- Gort: You're as high as the Hubble
- Barf: Mt andtoid is the only one high
- Gort: K howbout we holdup dis bank
- Barf: Bnk goright lets
- Gort: Where your AK47
- Barf: My pld lady tooki t. Passing out now btw