Payton Gendron

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The retard in question.

Payton Gendron

Born: June 20, 2003

Nationality: Terrorist

motive: Autism, Grow a garden.



Payton Gendron was a polite, hard-working, blue collar, furry porn loving, father of 3, from Conklin, New York. Who on the 14th of May, 2022, after losing his pixelated turnips in Roblox’s "Grow A Garden" to a 9-year-old african american boy, decided that the only logical response was to take his autistic meltdown into a majority black neighbourhood supermarket in Buffalo, New York, which mysteriously left 10 dead and 3 others injured.

Early Life[edit | edit source]

Payton Gendron was born in Conklin, New York. Growing up there meant you had two career options: 1) Going on welfare, or 2) going insane. Payton apparently chose both.

he had a glue addiction until he was 16 years old. His hobbies included staring blankly at walls, hiding in the lockers in the girls changing room, and beating his shit to furry porn.

By high school, he had grown a severe addiction to Roblox's "grow a garden" which would eventually lead to his autistic meltdown.