Muirhead Tower

An accurate illustration of the waking nightmare of every student, acquired by extracting the brain stuff from the students of the University of Brummieham

The original Muirhead Tower was a 12-story monstrosity, originally constructed as a religious monument by the primitive locals. Built primarily between 9000BC and the Modern Day, and destroyed in the 9/11 attacks. The complex included, the primary 3000ft tall tower, as well as a series of disconnected mosques. At the time of it's completion it was considered to be a monument to the arrogance of the Brummiethian people. The complex contained 3,000,000 square feet of morgue space and was estimated to have a capacity of upwards of 2!

History

First Tower

The Muirhead tower has been the centre of many empires, including the French (the world's brum), and the Cat Empire. First constructed by Yakub (along with the rest of birmingham) as part of his wider attempt to make the world worse. It was quickly seized by the white devils in their revolt against him. Of course, they radically mismanaged the tower by constructing it further. Their scheming white minds invented concrete to build the monstrosity faster.

Once it reached an ungodly height, the world rightfully declared jihad upon it. The USA lead a coalition which dismantled the tower in 2000BC. This historical event has been commonly misinterpreted as the myth of the Tower of Babel due to the US's god-like position. The dismantling of the tower was widely celebrated by president Jesus H. Christ who especially commended the job done by military forces on the inside. Speaking on the dismantling, the president commented "This ungodly monument has been demolished to never stand again".

Second Tower

In 1999 BC, the tower rose from the dead, just 0.1 feet to left of its original position. This immediately resulted in the UN publishing a strong proposal to condemn the tower, but before the decision to begin condeming was made the tower had already disappeared. This 3 day saga completed the forsaking of birmingham by god.

Third Tower

In 1000BC, covert attempts to reconstruct the tower commensed, under the guise of establishing a University. This was blatant fraud, as universities had not yet been invented. It was therefore broadly condemned as witchcraft, including by its founders. The two founding witches were put to death at the planned site of the new tower, 0.1 feet to the left of where the 2nd tower had remerged.

Fourth Tower

Undeterred by the tower's broad unpopularity, and associations with witchcraft, local fanatics began the construction of a fourth tower before the founding witches were even done burning. Interestingly, this was one of the few buildings which took upwards of 1000 years to construct, and was entirely composed of sticks and mud. This was due to "Birmingham phenominon" wherein any person who spends upwards of 30 minutes in Birmingham immediately forgets how to do anything properly. This explains the loss of the knowledge of: concrete mixing, hygeine, and driving. This was around the time the 7th Ice Age of BIrmingham was coming to a close, and resultingly, the first rain in a millenium melted the building.

Fifth Tower

This is where we go to learn our Brum powers as a lil' brumling