Midget Power

Sir Edward McShortstuff the founding father of midget power

Midget Power is a small but highly dangerous gang of midgets located in Sydney, Australia. The members of which wish to remain un-named but reports show that a few of the members may be ancestors of the three (thought to be extinct) midget races, dwarf, leprechaun and hobbit. Although reports vary, we know for sure that when the Midget Power members catch wift of anyone insulting midgets, those people will soon be begging for mercy as a swarm of midgets come and attack. Midgets do consume human flesh, it is the essence of their way of life.

Weapons

An average midget pack will be armed with assorted assault rifles, high explosives, and various novelty cheeses. Beware they also have the ability to kick shins really hard so they can reach your face when you fall over. In christmas season it can be expected that midget packs will be carrying various flashbomb grenades disguised as christmas crackers and other festive merchandice containing gunpowder. Other weapons include various home-made items. A prime example is the fire work gun made by [Nedaniel Corp.]. Don't forget their awesome midget head biting powers. ,

History

An example of four members of Midget Power hanging out in their 'hood'

• February 27, 1950: Sir Edward McShortstuff creates Midget Power and then retirees.
• April 2, 1966: Midget Power members dwindle as tall people are more common.
• January 1, 1980: The members of Midget Power enlist the help of the reputated gang, Baby Power to re-enforce the ratio between the Tall and the Short.
• May 1989: Midget Power grows in power and is near the height of their power.
• January 4, 1990: Midget Power opens a new colony in San Diego, California. Much havoc and wasted gas money quickly ensue.
• June 10, 1991-June 10, 1992: More members of Midget Power were born in any year.
• November 25, 2000: Midget Power helps in the defeat of Pinky and other members of Dark side of the Force
• February 14, 2004: Midget Power gang spreads in renown and grows ever larger.
• April 6, 2011: Midget power gang kills 2 in Redfern. Unfortunately the two Midgets got away with it as the police did not search low enough for them.