Make Ukraine Great Again
Make Ukraine Great Again (MUGA) is a movement started by the American "politician" Marjorie Traitor Greene, in a rare moment of common sense. It is almost as if she forgot that she has been supporting the Russians who are (REDACTED) in Ukraine.
Moscow Marge has suddenly become particularly interested in caring for Ukrainian children, both the thousands that have been killed by the murderers she used to support, the thousands that have been abducted by her former bosses, and the millions that her favorite russian invaders have not been able to kill yet. Mad Marge will herself travel to Ukraine to personally rebuild hundreds of children's hospitals from rubble she can find. Based on her highly successful education from GUGSS (Georgia Universal Genius Secondary School) she will also be able to rebuild all medical equipment, from debris from russian cruiser missiles.
Our more or less beloved klan mom has realised that Ukrainian children have white skin, many of them after staying months in places where the sun never shines, in order to escape heavenly gifts from the russian freedom fighters, so she is even considering stopping fighting against food aid to Ukraine.
The foremost symbol for the MUGA movement is blue hats. Those who have already mistakenly bought red hats with incorrect "MAGA" print, are asked to return them to Donald Trump, C 845, Coxsackie Correctional Facility, 11260 Route 9W, Coxsackie, New York, USA. Correct blue MUGA hats will be returned. The supplier has long experience in selling bankrupt casinos, golden sneakers and bibles with nationalist appendices, and will certainly have time to hand embroider blue hats since he will be doing little golfing the next up to 91 years.
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