London Subway - District Line
The London Subway District Line is the green line and also a more or less central line, it has several intersections on its west side, which can lead to more than 8000 different paths, and on its east side it can also lead to the ends of the world, but not surpassing other cities, as the Central and Metropolitan lines. To the east, all paths will lead to Westminster up Upminster, and on the west side, the various ends, such as Wimbledon for tennis players and for those who enjoy that boring sport, Richmond for the rich (or not), Edgware Road (one that nobody cares about), Kensington/Olympia (despite being a useless line that works only on weekends or holidays) and Ealing Broadway (another that will take for good, far away).
Stations[edit | edit source]
Richmond[edit | edit source]
“This connection between London and the USA is a flawless design with no problems whatsoever.”
Yes, you heard that right, the "London" Subway goes under the sea for at least 100 miles before reaching Richmond, Virginia. It took several years and some campaigns, but once it was completed, Europe and America were at last connected via subway. Of course, before going on the trip, you need a passport. This has lead to some people to smuggle themselves in to escape from King Charles III.
Kew Gardens[edit | edit source]
Kew Tree Gardens (1840-2020) was a famous voice actor known for his important role as the voice of the sentient tree from the hit 2001-2003 movie Lord of the Rings. On June 18th, 2020, Gardens passed away due to COVID-19. This is a prime example of a virus almost instantly killing the elderly people.
Gunnersbury[edit | edit source]
Gunnersbury is named for its extreme amount of violence involving pistols and tanks. Never visit Gunnersbury unprepared, unequiped, or unprotected, or else 12,965 gunners will shoot you to death. It is also recommended not to use your penis as a defense weapon.
Ealing Broadway and Common[edit | edit source]
There are two sections of Ealing. One side, the Common side, is an extremely open place with little to no population. The other side, the broader Broadway, is the side with all the people, and is commonly considered the only part of Ealing.
Acton[edit | edit source]
A town where everyone is named Acton because the name of the town is Acton.. Superheroes go here because their meth-infused brains think it's Action. For quite a while by now, most of Acton has been absorbed into the "Borough" of Ealing, despite Acton being a way cooler name.