Leaf Man

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Our holy lord and savior, Leaf Man

Leaf Man is a native American living in the 1500s ish (And also 2024 somehow). He has a leaf on his head that is part of him, it is not a hat. Leaf Man is purely white and has no arms. He used to be Treeish (Native American religion) but is now Christian after being converted by Christian man. Leaf Man is perfect.

Leaf Man soloed the entirety of the marvel cinematic universe that one time.

Early life[edit | edit source]

Leaf man was born on July 27th, 1481 (And somehow also August 2024????). Back then, there was a religious sacrifice ceremony held exactly on this day. They chose a random person to kill. However, when Leaf Man was born, everyone knew he was a gift from the gods so nobody sacrificed anymore. In 1492 (Still part of 2024), Leaf Man was selected to start his reign as king, but instead the people accidentally promoted Brutleaf. In 1501 (I still don't know why this is still in 2024 at the same time), the people then overthrew Brutleaf and Leaf Man was made king, but he instead decided Monarchy was bad and made America a democracy.

Family[edit | edit source]

Leaf Man's father and mother are currently unknown, all that is known about them is that they are drifting across the multiverse. During this time, they had a second child: Frederick Man. Fredrick has the peculiar ability to change form at will, along with from solid to liquid to gas. Fredrick's true form is unknown, but he mostly chooses to absorb the form of a Leaf Man.

Could Leaf Man beat Goku?[edit | edit source]

Leaf Man soloing the entirety of the marvel cinematic universe
Leaf Man soloing the entirety of the marvel cinematic universe

“You are strong, child. But I am beyond strength."

~ Leaf Man

While Goku is powerful, Leaf Man has went beyond infinity. Leaf Man's one weakness is disease, and Goku can't do anything but fire a laser. It would be an epic clash, taking up at least 37 episodes. Of course, Leaf Man would be taking that long solely for content. Leaf man would be using .00001% of his power. Therefore, yes, Leaf Man is the most powerful.

Rocket[edit | edit source]

There was that one time that he got stuck on his rocket. Basically, he was trying to do repairs on it, but instead, the magnet on the rocket attracted the cable he was using and he got caught on the rocket. The emergency launch button, which was for some reason on the outside (?), was perfectly within the path of Leaf Man. The rocket launched, and Leaf Man couldn't do anything about it. All Leaf Man could do was wiggle around and slightly change the path of the rocket. Many space rocks came at him in a variety of sizes and a whole 2 flavors. Not one flavor, not 1.5, but an entire 2. Such a good variety of space rocks. Makes me wanna try them all. ANYWAY, he dodges their path. Eventually, he came across a rock so big he couldn't avoid it. So, he crashed into it in a VERY specific location, causing him to deflect perfectly back to his launch pad. Of course, this rocket had the emergency parachute, so he landed safely and survived. Just so you know, this took place AFTER Leaf Man's retirement, so he wasn't as powerful and couldn't use his powers that he had before to beat Goku.

Death[edit | edit source]

RIP Leaf Man
RIP Leaf Man

“Mr Man!"

~ Other Leaf Guy

“I don't feel so good."

~ Leaf Man

Remember before how I mentioned Leaf Man's only weakness was disease? Well, that caused him to die. When the christian man came from Spain to America, Leaf Man's home, he brought with him smallpox. Of course, this was an accident and he didn't mean to do that. This smallpox ended Leaf Man's life. Also remember how I mentioned christian man? Well, just before Leaf Man died, christian man converted Leaf Man to Christianity. Therefore, Leaf Man went to heaven.

Post-Death[edit | edit source]

After Leaf Man died, his best friend, Marc Antoleaf (definitely not a stolen name) spoke at his obituary. We don't know what happens after this, as it hasn't happened yet. Wait for more Leaf Man to be released, and we will tell you more. Currently, we think there will be a war between Marc Antoleaf, Brutleaf (still not another stolen name), and smallpox. Just wait for the movie to come out or something.

Timeline[edit | edit source]

I... am leaf man
I... am leaf man

For all of you lazy people, here is a timeline of Leaf Man's life so you don't have to read, you lazy, lazy primate.

(I like making timelines because it makes me feel like I'm making progress on this page when I'm really not)


  • July 27, 1481 (And also August 2024): Leaf Man is born
  • 1492 (And also 2024): Brutleaf is made king
  • 1501 (And also 2024): Leaf Man is made king, the nation of Leaflandia becomes a democracy
  • 1508 (And also 2024): Leaf Man gets stuck on his rocket for 16 years (literally like 2 minutes lol)
  • 1512 (And also 2024): Christian man discovers Leaf Man
  • 1512 the next day (And also 2024): Leaf Man gets smallpox and dies in Other Leaf Guy (OLG)'s arms
  • 1513 (And also 2024): Marc Antoleaf holds Leaf Man's obituary
  • ???: The great war begins...(unless of course it doesn't happen)