Jack Perkins
Oh, wow! I'm in an Uncyclopedia article! Truly, what a shocker! It is a pleasant surprise to be featured on one of the web's best comedy sites--a website that shows no slowing down in terms of people creating articles. Now, lets discuss, for a second, stuff like Fisher Price. This is truly an enigmatic classic. The words "go eat shit fuckers" could be used as an insult, but instead, is commonly used as a joke among here. Do you truly belong to Uncyclopedia if you don't know go eat shit fuckers? Anyways, lets next talk about kitten huffing. This wondrous activity is a very popular activity to do, why, even as I speak my cohost Jeff is huffing a kitten (I think he's addicted to them), and he's enjoying it a lot. So much so that his wife divorced him over it. She said he got tired of spending time with him and his son, so he started kitten huffing!! Anyways, larter, Tranvit will produce his first Ai-generated article in well over three minutes, if he bothers to first finish the various Lara Croft fanfics that is. Then, later at 7 tonight, enjoy a special presentation of Lawrence of Arabia: Why He is Better Than You. At 9 we will be airing the 4-hour-long documentary of the history of My Dick After Three Bottles of Keg.
Then join us at one o'clock tonight as we discuss the history of the filthy Roblox community as it currently exists. At three o'clock we will be joining Jack Perks (my brother) as he rambles on for 67 hours on why the temporary difficulties soundtrack is the greatest thing of all time. Then join us tomorrow on Tuesday as we discuss LGBT+ themes in Mystery Science Theatre 3000, whom the image above me derives from in the episode "Fugitive Alien". Truly, MST3000 was the greatest comedy show of all time. A fascinating, if odd, blend of science fiction, nihilism, despair, positivity, and religion.
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Pardon the screeching, but my neighor's cat was just huffed. (I think he's passing out!!!!) (Someone, get the police!)
14 AND A HALF MINUTES LATER
And we are back...is he at the hospital...oh, hmhmhmhmhmm, sorry everyone! My cohost Jeff got supremely high and started twitching on the floor like those mouth breathers do on a regular basis. Truly, this signifies teh deep existentialist idea that life is superbally meaningless and we must make our own values. Truly, what a thoughtful, delicate, and careful answer.
WHat about cohost Jeff?[edit | edit source]
That deserves a thoughtful answer.
What about the fact that this article is unfinished?[edit | edit source]
I'm sure ColonelKurtz will go back and finish this at some point.