HowTo talk:Get your candy back off that baby

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I like the idea ! This looks promising !!--Romartus 20:34, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

Thanks! I know it's under construction but I'm not sure what to really do next. A few steps to getting the candy back? A couple of options? The original plan was for something more of a short snappy list, i.e.
  1. Let the little baby eat a few pieces for a few seconds,
  2. Subtly hint that you have to go meet your nephew.
  3. Look at your watch.
  4. Announce the tot has had enough candy and yank it back.
  5. Return candy to bawling child.
  6. Apologise to mother. Deflect questions about nephew.
  7. Say you really must be off and surely the little tot has had enough by now.
  8. Gently prise it out of his grip.
  9. Get bitten by fat lump and swear.
  10. Apologise profusely to mother for calling her child an "obese fucker."
  11. Offer baby another piece of candy.
And so on... However, now I'm not so sure it would fit with the style of the article after such a long build up. --Nameable 20:25, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

On the lines that if the kid eats candy/sweets/chocolate it is BAD for it . Also bad for you too !

Also remember the saying is how easy it is to take candy off a baby. so how would it be if that kid was Damien - spawn of the devil or something. So perhaps a guide to check on the baby you are trying to retrieve the candy from ! --Romartus 17:48, 23 May 2009 (UTC)


Are the methods intended to be left blank? I guess it illustrates the futility of the exercise, but it sort of drops off without closure. Time for a Stub tag? -Valark

No, sorry it is unfinished. I had a construction tag, but it was removed. Sorry. I will finish it at some point, I promise. Nameable ((mumble?)) • 20:52, 7 June 2009 (UTC)


Hey buddy...I still need your help!!! --ShabiDOO 16:00, October 15, 2011 (UTC)