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"List of people who got laid"[edit]

Oh god, do we have to? What's funny about that? (Remember HTBFANJS, "writing is as much about what you leave out as what you put in"?) I would delete it straight away but people get pissed about me being possessive over my articles, which isn't true, it's just that everyone else is unfunny... ahem...

Opinions?--Gubby 11:18, 23 August 2006 (UTC)

Don't fear the reverter. Or the bad punner.--Procopius 11:44, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
I'll take that as overwhelming public support. Done. *grin* --Gubby 13:56, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
The actual idea was to trap people into signing "~~~~", leaving exactly the time when they were editing, just if you're interested. Don't worry, just cut out if you don't like it, it's a bit dubious joke anyway. CP\M 14:02, 25 August 2006 (UTC)

GET THE INSIDERS EDGE ON HOW TO SEDUCE WOMEN[edit]

Someone sent me this link in a spam email when my email address got posted on the front page of a seduction website.

http://www.lulu.com/content/231078

I thought it was kinda hilarious, for a number of reasons:

  • The guy had to spam random email addresses to get his book sold.
  • The obvious shittiness of the book, as evidenced by his own pitch, and the countless spelling and grammar mistakes therein, not to mention his compulsive caps-locking. This guy wrote a book?
  • The fact that because nobody baught the book, he filled up the comments on the ebook-marketing website with more marketing-babble, which started to look a little like begging after the fifth.
  • "HOW CAN U GET A CHICS NUMBER WITHOUT ASKING..........impossible.......WRONG MY FRIENDS.......THERE IS A WAY......SO SIMPLE YOU WILL BE SLAPPING YOUR FOREHEAD SAYING WELL DUH. "
Hi!
Who is this?
I'm a guy who tried to chat you up before, and now I've stolen your number thinking that you'd react to me better on the phone!
OMG I'm so horny!


I wanted to put this on the external links list, but then I thought perhaps they might miss the inherent humour and think it was just spam.

Edit: you can Preview[[1]] the book. There are no surprises.

Thoughts?--Gubby 11:04, 16 September 2006 (UTC)


That's hilarious. Do it. Prolix 03:29, 3 December 2006 (UTC)