HowTo:Troubleshoot a BSoD

BSoDs are part of Microsoft Windows. Microsoft added it in Windows 95 as an annoying crappy gift. If you run into one, here's what you should do:

What is a BSoD?

It's a game invented by Microshit in the 1990s. See BSoD for more information.

What if I get one?

1. Wait for your computer to restart. See if you get the error again.
   1. If you did, you should go to Microsoft Windows Forum and try to talk to them. It's like talking to a block of wood.
      1. Create a new question.
      2. Set OMGWTFDIDIGETABSODNOW as the subject and the body text.
      3. Wait 1 year. Nothing.
      4. Wait 2 years. Nothing.
      5. Wait 1000 years. Microsoft died and nothing was posted on your question.
      6. This shows the stupidness of the people in the forums.
   2. If you didn't, see below.
2. Go buy a new computer. You should go get the same error again and see step 1a above.

The BSoD is a constant way of entertainment. For some reason, the blue color looks kind of unique... And the font is Segoe UI, Microsoft's font that seems to assure everything is okay, BUT EVERYTHING IS NOT!!!