Himalayas

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The Himalayas is a mountian range in Asia. There are a lot of countries wich claim the himalayas like China, India and the UK. But there is no one country how owns the Himalayes. The total population of the Himalayas is about 40 people. 70% of them are lost turists trying to go up Mount Everest. The other 30% is munks living there. Pluss that one yeti living in a cave.

Geography[edit | edit source]

That one yeti

The himalayas is moastly rocks and mountains. There are also some random caves from before the Great yeti massacre. Some of the caves do actually have a yeti inside.

Demographics[edit | edit source]

The demographics of the Himalayas are pretty boring. There are nearly 4,000 turists there to every time. The remaining people are some Monks living there best life in a random monastery in the mountains. Pluss that one yeti in the cave.

A big mountain

History[edit | edit source]

Early years[edit | edit source]

In the early years before time itself God created the himalayas by throwing rocks from Mars. After that he created earth so that the mountins could have something to stand on. Then he made humans so they could go up the mountins. Sadly there was a yeti there God forgot he had created. So he went on a rampage and took over the whole Himalayas.

The start of the Yeti empire[edit | edit source]

In this period of time lots of things happend. The first Yeti empire led by Qin Shi Yeti started after they took over the neighbouring countries. Qin Shi Yeti would soon die from a heart stop. After his death the Yeti empire fractured as his children split it among them selfs. Slowly rival Indian states would take over the south and the Tibet would take the north. The yetis would only be allowed to be in Nepal.

The Great Yeti Massacre[edit | edit source]

When the Indians and Tibet had taken over most of the Himalayas they decided to massacre all the yetis in there territory. This caused the global yeti population to decline by over 99%. The UN had not been created yet so there was no backlash for the massacre. The Yeties in Nepal got very angry and inveded India and Tibet. This was of coures a war they could not win. Thge last yeti holdout in Nepal got destroyd and only 3 yetis survived.