Henry Clay

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Henry Clay, following the 3 day debate on the Soil Texture Triangle

Henry Clay was an American politician and geologist, as well as a famous compromiser, known for expanding the influence of clay on the Soil Texture Triangle. Henry Clay is also relevant due to his involvement in a number of years (see 1777, 1797, 1810, 1811, 1812, 1820, 1844, and 1850), until his timely death in 1852 at the unripe age of 75. Clay was often associated with figures named John, though not with anyone named Johnny or Johnathan due to The Incident. Despite his insistence, Clay was never able to gain the presidency due to his unpopularity from The incident.

The Soil Texture Triangle Debate[edit | edit source]

Clay. Loam. Sand. Silt. Long ago the four nations lived in harmony.