Going to California

The California Bureau of Travel has created a list of necessities when traveling to the Golden State, as well as some descriptions of the state itself for prospective immigrants:

Extra tips to make your trip rock hard!

• Provisions

Stuff

Wine

• Companions

Woman unkind

Girl

Love in eyes

Flowers in hair

Queen

Without a king

Plays guitar

Cries

Sings

Woman who has never been born

• Transportation

Jet plane

Big

Not All The Same

Mare

White

• Emotions

Resoluteness

Make up mind to make a new start

Aching in heart

Uncertainty

Wonder how tomorrow could follow today

Despair

Thoughts of sinking

Self-delusion

Tell self it's not as hard as it seems

Dreaming

Rainy day

• Geographical features of California

Sea

Red

Sky

Grey

Mountains, canyons

Seismically unstable

Path

Straight

High

Mountain of dreams

Includes hill

• Deities

Children of sun

Gods

Wrathful

Pugilistic

• For those who've left, but are now going back to Cali, we recommend:

Knowledge

How to Party

Distrust

Of your own resolve to return

Stylin'

Profilin'

See also

• Led Zeppelin