Gegard Mousasi
“Mousasi is half-dutch and half-German”
“I bet he's good.”
“Beating the motherfucka will cava his' front dick.”
Gegard "Dimcaveman" Mousasi is a Mixed martial artist competing in Rellator Boxing Championship. He left UFC a while ago, cause White had a dispute for not giving him one more contract deal. He is also called "Romanian's Death Killer."
MMA career[edit | edit source]
Mousasi, born in Iran, followed his brother Gewik to MMA to defend thugs from bullying him at an early age. He was then accepted by Ivan Drago to train him effective grappling skills and even deadly techniques. At this time, he was sucking up a Cuban figting guy to death, very helpful though. Submitting a strangled nylon cord to a champ was his achievement. Mousasi kicked the MMA promotion creator so hard the pres. signed him his full contract. There, he meet A Brazilian fighter with an upkick, sending his opponent to the funeral. Defending his championship, he was brought to another promotion just to fuck the ass-licking Russian guy.
Muhammed "King Slow Mo" Lawal[edit | edit source]
Mousasi defends his Light Heavweight championship belt in Strikeforce in a 12th time. At this time, he was trained under Chris Dolman. At their bout, Lawal finally brought his takedowns to end his championship. His former training coach retired because "he was kinda hard to learn much of what he's doing." Although Mousasi still threw a legal kick, landing it to 125. This makes Mousasi call off his name "Slow Mo" before changing it to " Very Slow Mo" to avoid the name be criticized.
Ultimate Fighting Championship[edit | edit source]
His first fight in the promotion was against Ilir Latifi. He threw so many punches, before a doctor stopped the bout. Latifi was finding it hard to breath, and even a cut nose. He was losing weight for 5 months, dropping him to Middleweight division. White called off a fight against Dan "Muscle Man" Henderson and Mousasi was chosen as his opponent. Henderson dropped a few takedowns, but Mousasi was enough for him to change his weight. Henderson died 112 days after the bout. At this time, Mousasi was #1 contender of light heavyweight. Years later, the promotion discussed a fight against Vitor Belfort. Mousasi threw a kick to the groin, and the referee stopped in just minutes of the opening round. A fight between Chris "Widy" Weidman was expected. He defeated the former champion by illegal knee kick, which dropped severe injury.
Personal life[edit | edit source]
Mousasi had a boring life in his school years. He entered Drago's gym to train boxing, sparring and strict fitness. When he found out MMA was his only way to ground-and-pound bloodied opponents, he became a champion twelve times and killed 8 known fighters. Known for his deadly stints, both Drago and Mousasi are criticized by former Mixed martial artists, including Anderson Silva.