Forum:THREE GIFTS FOR THE MIGHTY BENSON
AS PART OF THE MORE-OR-LESS ANNUAL TITHE TO BENSON FOR THANKING HIM FOR NOT ASPLODING OUR BASEMENTS FROM UNDER US, I PRESENT TO HIM THREE GIFTS WHICH HIS FOLLOWERS MAY USE TO CHANGE THEMSELVES INTO EITHER GIANT MONSTERS, ROBOTS, OR FOOD-EATING BATTLE MONKEYS. USE YOUR GIFTS WISELY, BENSON AND ASSOCIATES! --Ж Kalir with all the grace of a tin can 04:49, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
YES! AT LAST! I AM A FOOD EATING BATTLE MONKEY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! /ME TURNS INTO A FOOD EATING BATTLE MONKEY.--
07:05, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
NO, I CHANGE MY MIND! THE TEMPLATES FOR GIANT MONSTERS ARE BETTER AND FUNNIER!!!-- 07:07, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
NOW LETS ALL LAUGH AT COL.SWORDSMAN AND CODEINE BECAUSE THEY'LL NEVER BECOME A FOOD EATING BATTLE MONKEY BECAUSE OF THEIR PURE HERESY TOWARDS BENSON!!!-- 07:09, 26 February 2007 (UTC)