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Alright, I have a hypothetical scenario for you all. Picture this: Your kinky girlfriend/boyfriend/dog has invited you home to cover them in chocolate and eat it off.

Now, this is all well and good, but then, in a fit of gluttony, you forget where the chocolate ends and the girlfriend/boyfriend/dog starts. You're left with a skeleton.

What do you do? 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 00:01, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

Have sex with the skeleton. Duh. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 00:03, 21 December 2010
I could insert a joke using the word "boner" here, but that would be too predictable. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 00:09, December 21, 2010 (UTC)
Like how John Boehner's last name is pronounced like "boner"? It is, you know. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 00:11, 21 December 2010
Heheheh... "Boehner". Imagine the crap HE got at school. "Hey look, everybody, it's BOEHNER! Gwahahahahahaaaaah!" 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage.jpg 00:15, December 21, 2010 (UTC)