Forum:Benson will always be a false prophet, unless...
...he becomes a martyr. How can the Church of Benson claim to be a serious religion when the leader is still alive? Everyone knows you can't manipulate and re-tool a message for your own purposes while the person whose message it was originally is still alive. Consequently, I propose that Benson be banned permanently in order to better suit future exploitation of his character by his followers. - Nonymous 01:04, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
- PEOPLE HAVE BEEN BANNED/THREATENED BEFORE FOR PRAISING HIM IMPROPERLY. NIN WAS BANNED FOR NOMINATING HIM FOR WOTM. BENSON DID WHAT HE DID KNOWING HE WOULD GET BANNED, IF YOU READ MY POST. HE WANTED TO TEST THE ADMINS, AND PROVE THAT HE REALLY IS AS DARING AS HE SAYS. IF ANYTHING, THIS MAKES ME BELIEVE IN BENSON MORE. AND IF YOU WANT BENSON PERMABANNED, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. THIS FORUM ISN'T FOR HARASSING BENSON. GO MAKE YOUR OWN ANTI-BENSON FORUM IF YOU WANT. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 01:22, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
Benson rocks my blocks.
Benson sells me smocks.
Benson wears no socks.
Benson trains the flocks.
Benson frys the woks.
Benson only gawks.
Benson caught the hawks.
Benson hates the crocs
Benson smells like cocks.
Benson hit the docks.
Benson wound the clocks.
Benson licked the jocks.
Benson locked the locks.
Benson never knocks.
Benson never talks.
BENSON ROCKS MY SOX.
See also
--The Acceptable 
Cainad 
(Fnord) 08:32, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
- We have no intention to manipulate and re-tool HIS message. In fact, BENSONISM has an advantage over other religions in that our religious figure is still alive, and as such we know his exact message. HE is here to guide us. --User:Nintendorulez 20:41, 19 December 2006 (UTC)