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HE IS DOING WELL. I TOLD HIM NOT TO GIVE UP, AND THAT WE ARE PRAYING FOR HIM. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 01:24, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

YOU MUST BE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!!!WHAT DID HE SAY!!!!!!--Scott 03:29, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

HE SAID THE FOLLOWING, AND I QUOTE:

“Hey it's BENSON. I was waiting for my ban to end, and I came across your userpage. Congrats on all the crap you've done here. When I used to be on Wikipedia I was too lazy to do anything important. Anyways I better go, I'm probably embarassing you in front of your Wikipedia friends.”

~ BENSON on Crazyswordsman.

--Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 04:20, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

The Chronicles of BENSON, Ch. VI, Sec. II: "Lo! A Light of hope was shown to The Swordsman Who Was Not In Full Control Of His Mental Capacities. The Light was shown, and it shone far brighter than the wit necessary to think up that pun. To the Chosen One, who was chosen because BENSON found him on Wikipedia, which is an OBVIOUS sign of divine will, it was revealed that BENSON was in good health and still Better Than You. Even separated from his Hallowed Halls, BENSON remained a god, nay, a GOD of GODS, because he DOES partake of his vegetables. The Slightly Nutty Man Of Swords relayed this joyous knowledge to sad mourners in BENSON'S Hallowed Halls, and thus with MANY exclamation points, Scott, Whose Name Is Difficult To Make Fun Of, made two profound declarations. The First: that User:Crazyswordsman WAS the Chosen One, and The Second: that question marks are unnecessary when making inquiries related to BENSON. After that, everyone DID feeleth a little better, and the faithful got on with their holiday ruckus as usual. In the name of the Holy BENSON, rejoice.

--The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 07:35, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

BENSON APPROACHED ME AGAIN!

HE COMMANDED ME TO PARLAY THIS MESSAGE:

“BENSON promotes you from puny monkey to BENSON's prophet because of your defending BENSON on Uncyc, and making up cwaaaazy excuses as to his banning. Until BENSON's ban is up, I shall communicate through your talk page on Wikipedia. Tell those ugly BENSONites that yes, BENSON made the sock puppets. Here's how it went down: BENSON was bored and decided to see how long it took Uncyc admins to figure it out. It was never about getting the picture featured. The picture isn't even that great. BENSON had gotten bored of Uncyc and wanted to test the admins' limits. That is also why BENSON went on IRC and lied about stuff (*NOTE: BENSON is not actually in high school, it was part of BENSON's holy lies). I wanted to see if the admins were stupid enough to believe me. Give the admins some credit from BENSON in the form of 5 BENSON dollars (redeemable at any BENSON Discount Store) for banning me. BENSON thought they were too incompetent to catch me, but they proved me wrong (although it took them a week!). BENSON didn't expect a 1 month ban though (only a couple of days), so because of that, BENSON won't be back to Uncyc until Jan. 7. TELL THOSE PUNY MONKEYS TO HAVE SOMETHING NICE TO SHOW ME BY THEN! Preferrably, a day to use that snazzy BENSON reskin they've had for a while. THE THIRD COMING OF BENSON SHALL COME ON JAN. 7, 2007! Don't stop worshipping. And remember, BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU!”

~ BENSON on Crazyswordsman and Uncyclopedia.

BRAVO, BENSON! Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 22:08, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

^_^ OUR LORD IS ALIVE! --User:Nintendorulez 22:47, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

HE HAS NOT FORGOTTEN, NOR WILL HE EVER. OUR PRAYERS ARE BEING ANSWERED, MY FRIENDS. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 23:19, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

LONG LIVE BENSON AND THE ONE CHOOSEN BY HIM,CRAZYSWORSMAN!--Scott 23:31, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

“One last BENSON-related thing for today: can you please edit my userpage and take off AAAAAAA!! (off of my list of people who messed with BENSON, and BENSON is plotting his revenge)? AAAAAAAA! never messed with me. He's a wannabe BENSON-hater. Tell him I said that. He hangs out with the cool BENSON-haters, that's all. And tell everybody to celebrate the 30 DAYS OF NO BENSON as their new winter holiday. And on the last day, BENSON shall return, and hand out candies and presents for all the monkeys who have enough time on their hands to keep worshipping BENSON for 30 whole days.”

~ BENSON on AAA.

--Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 01:40, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Truly, ours is a benevolent Lord. Benevolent, and unstoppably vengeful. BENSON kicks ass. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 08:35, 19 December 2006 (UTC)