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Regardless of what others say, I'm all for cutting off Osama's head and pasting it in random pictures.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 23:48, 7 February 2006

if it was just a head pasted on another picture i would be against, but Jihadmart in the background works well.--Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 03:15, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

It would seem that America is very protective of the Target chain of department stores above all others? If Osama and his Jihad-Mart were claiming to have defeated Montgomery Ward or to be waging a holy battle with K-Mart, no one would care. Threaten to hit even one US Target, however, and suddenly the bombs will start falling in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Nonetheless, Osama being a long-time Wal-Mart "associate" would explain why years of efforts to track him down have failed. You can never find an even-halfway clueful "associate" in a Mall-Wart when you need one. They hide and hide well. --Carlb 18:50, 9 February 2006 (UTC)