Experimental

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Once upon a time, music lived in a state of harmony and beauty. It was cemented by a set of mathematical rules, that gave it shape into a wonderful, structured piece of art. And everyone was happy.
But lo, some hippies that had smoked too much weed decided to break the very pillars that made music what it was.
And thus, experimental music was born. And what a terrible music it was, my friend.

Flavors of experimental[edit | edit source]

Progressive rock[edit | edit source]


OWNER OF A LONELY HEART
OWNER OF A LONELY HEART
OWNER OF A BROKEN HEART
OWNER OF A LONELY HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART

Minimal music[edit | edit source]

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Ambient music[edit | edit source]

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Industrial music[edit | edit source]

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YOU LET ME VIOLATE YOU
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YOU LET ME DESECRATE YOU

Experimental hip-hop[edit | edit source]

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(yuh!)

Hyperpop[edit | edit source]

Big boys coming with the big trucks
Feel so clean like a money machine (oh yeah)
Big boys coming with the picture
Feel so clean like a money machine (oh yeah)

Ear-piercing noises that people call "music" for some reason[edit | edit source]


Whatever the fuck John Lennon's Revolution 9 was[edit | edit source]

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Hear also[edit | edit source]

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