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Not really a dummy, just crazy, though technically craziness is a branch of dumbness. Don't believe me? Just ask a classifier.

“Whut is dis "dummy" dat u speek off?”

~ A dummy on himself


~ The author on that dummy in the quote right above thingger

“We prefer the term "mentally disabled.”

~ politically correct dummy on himself

“Somebody called me one. Is that a good thing?”

“Also, dummies are not very smart.”

~ Captain Obvious on Captain Oblivious being called a dummy

“Michael Jackson was recently melted down into two hundred individual dummies so he could be legally sucked by children...Wait, are we talking about the same thing???”

~ a random Caucasian reporter

A Dummy is an immature way to name someone who has no smartness. They cannot do anything right and often die from angry people who are mad at them for something they messed up or something dumb they did to themselves(i.e.: licking an electric generator.). Dummies are mostly found in these places: Dummyland, Stupidopolis(formerly in Moronia but the government decided there was a difference between morons and dummies so the dummy population was "ethnically cleansed"), the White House, and you. Some scientists believe dumbness is a disease.

Dumb History[edit | edit source]

The virus Dumbera Idiotana, most people don't think a virus causes dumbness, but it was discovered by one of those guys who did, so he got naming rights. Lousy legality crap.

Most scientists believe dummys came around after the TV was invented. The scientists who think dumbness is a disease think dumbness was conceived in 1 billion BC because they think that people were really smart back then but a virus called dumbera idiotana broke loose and ravaged the land, but these scientists are considered dummys by many. The 1950s was known as the DDA(dummy discrimination age) where dummys were not allowed to have as many opportunities as smart people but when their numbers grew people agreed to give the dummys full rights. Most everything about dummy history is lost because dummys are not very good at recording history. Most dummies are between -8 feet and 9 feet tall, can be black, white, asian, mexican, european, catholic, Jewish, and anyone else who is not the president of the united states. The united states president is the president of all the dummies. Therefore if you were to look at it in a sence, we are all dummies. welcome to the world of car crash dummies, drunk dummies, stinky dummies, kinky dummies, and otherwise dumb dummies.

People Who Dummys Are a Danger To[edit | edit source]

  • themselves
  • smart people
  • Niggers
  • asians
  • whites
  • hispanics
  • indians
  • jews (you just think you are so special)
  • prodistants
  • catholics
  • race car drivers (BOOM)
  • Rocket scientists
  • and YOU!

Famous Dummys[edit | edit source]

  • most presidents (especially George Bush)
  • every politician
  • your mom
  • you
  • everyone you know and ^you^ <<<mentioned before!
  • That thing in your little brothers mouth, you dummy!!!