Doin your mom

The phrase doin your mom, doin, doin your mom was first coined when scientist Isaac Newton of Cambridge University, when Isaac Newton proved the up-down motion by doing Albert Einstein's mother, whilst screaming doin your mom. This phrase has then evolved into common-day use during the humorous activities of cooking, Lego Star Wars 2, and incest.

Disputed origin

Another has claimed that the origin was in fact Chinese, as a mishearing of the phrase "狗鹰鱼猫", meaning "dog eagle fish cat", when an English student attended a Chinese language course in Chongqing. The teacher was teaching names of animals eligible for citizenship. However, the student heard it as "doing your mom" (gou ying yu mao), and stabbed her to death.

Other claims originate from the Great Orgy of 1917 which took place between multiple European nations. Some figures showed that people accidentally committed incest, leading to accusations in the Hapsburg House.

The final claim points at Minecraft. Notch was said to see a creeper, and look at Jeb, followed by saying "Look Jeb. Your dad's testicles." This ultimately lead to Jeb being aroused, followed by him doing it. Notch stood by, and screamed "GO ON CREEPER! DO YOUR MOM! DOIN YOUR MOM!"

Usage

A young child prepares to do his mom in order to demonstrate the functions of a vibrator.

Famous school shooter Greg Heffley has also been noted to use the phrase doin your mom in cases of incest and gaming which led to the popularity of the phrase.

Donald Trump has challenged many of his political rivals to do his mom every night. This can be proven by famous songwriter and plane artist George H. W. Bush and the Clinton Family.

It is common to make use of the phrase whilst engaging in unfunny activities, such as incest, incense, arson, plane bombings, and writing a three-page essay on Shakespeare. Do note that Shakespeare also did his mom, so it is disputed whether Shakespeare invented incest.