DogShitt Records

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DogShitt Records (commonly formatted as DSR by lazy people) is an independent record label founded in 2023 by some kids. It is literally the most irrelevant shitpost of all time and has become recently more irrelevant due to one of the founders being too lazy to continue doing it, leaving the other to struggle to keep it alive.

Notable albums include:


The label was finally declared dead in 2024, but for some reason a couple neckbeards cried about it so it became un-dead and now nobody knows what to do with it since none of the music is good enough to actually be released and the stuff that isn't deafeningly bad (even for a shitpost) was made on £20 laptops with a cracked version of FL Studio, and all the original files are gone - so none of it can be properly mastered.

In 2024, one of the founders of the label was caught jerking his micropenis in a classroom at his school and got kicked from the "record label", until he told them he actually didn't masturbate in lesson and the shitheads that run the label allowed him back in. He continued to jerk off in classrooms anyway. Another incident involving the label was it's creation, as it actually got a member of the label kicked out after his parents found he was a big fan of Charlie Kirk, which actually has nothing to do with DogShitt Records, I just wanted to add that in.


In fact, the label is so irrelevant that I doubt this page will stay up for longer than an hour.