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Don't spin too much!

Medical Definition[edit]

Dizziness, also known as vertigo, is a phenomenon which occurs when some fuckwad decides to spin around really fast. Then their brain goes total retard and they're like "aaaah fuck, what is happening!?!??". Sometimes they fall down.


In most cases, dizziness is caused by rapid disorienting movements of the head or body. Dizziness may also occur in teenagers when they see boobs for the first time. Some experts believe that excessive dizziness can lead to brain trauma, or another medical condition known as gay.


The only way to cure dizziness is to spin in the direction opposite of the one that caused the initial dizziness. This may take up to 15 minutes, depending on the number of times spun.


Uhhh, you're not actually supposed to read this article. If you haven't noticed yet, it's spinning. That's all. That's the whole gag. Pretty dumb, isn't it? Wrong; this article is quite amazing. IT SPINS!!! DID YOU EVER SEE AN ARTICLE THAT SPINS?????