Cybering
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Beginner's Guide[edit | edit source]
Cybering is relatively simple, assuming that you're intelligent enough to figure out which hole it goes in in the first place. You just type out what you're doing, wait for a response, and then type out what you do after that, wait, and so on.
Taking turns and not butting in is important, unless you're doing a necrophile roleplay. Would be kind of pointless to wait a while just to hear "I'm lying there motionless and dead, just for you baby".
We'll not go into the rest. You should be smart enough to figure the rest out. Use your imagination.
Hidden Truths about Cybering[edit | edit source]
Even though there is no actual physical contact, researchers say that it is still possible for the "Electric Union" to result in Progeny. However, these children are a mutation of the Internet, and appear to be mentally retarded in speech. However, these creatures do have plans for universal domination outside of their own realm of the internet.
These creatures go by the name of Lolcats, and have been the subject of many government coverups over the past 20 years.
Another issue about cybering is that it contributes to spreading the sexually transmitted disease Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. This, oddly enough, is also associated with Lolcats possible attempt at world domination, due to its abbreviation of "Ca.T.S.".
Famous Cyberers[edit | edit source]
- Bloodninja
- You (I SAW YOUR AIM LOGS!!! FREAK!)
- Tom Cruise
- Your Mom
- The guy next door
- Half the people on MMO's.
- the lonely ol' men in the night, with nothing to do
- Who isn't?
Conclusion[edit | edit source]
Hold on, I'm busy with someone on AIM. I'll finish this when we're done, I promise.
the lonely people in the night. with nothing to do.