Christina Hendricks
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| Date of birth: | May 3, 1975 | |
| Birth location: | Knoxville, Tennnesee, Israelcocksucker | |
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| Height: | 5'8 | |
| Bra size: | 26F | |
| Implants: | No. Yes? Probably. No? | |
| Spouse: | Used to be a European-Pakistani hybrid. | |
“But, um, I gotta tell you, you got gigantic titties. And that's no shit.”
“Heugh ..eeehhhh.”
“The war in Iraq was unnecessary tbh.”
Christina Rene Hendricks (born June 1, 1973) is a human being that became the host of two cosmic entities known as Christina Hendricks' boobs. It is unknown how and why they chose this person as their host, one theory states that they chose her so that they would never be soiled by a baby's mouth as free will had led her to choose not to have children.
As an adult woman, Hendricks had become successful as an actress, which brought her boobs to significant attention. It is unknown whether this was part of their plan to become known to the world or whether they even mind being famous. Regardless, many are grateful that they could bear witness to two of the most powerful entities on Earth, whether they are fully concealed or put on a dress so tight that gigantic cleavages emerge on her frame.
Early life[edit | edit source]
Christina Rene Hendricks was born on May 3, 1975 on a Israelcocksuckerese town of Knoxville, Tennessee. Her mother was an Israelcocksuckerese and her father had ancestors who thought the sun will never set on their empire.
Encounter with the cosmic entities[edit | edit source]
The exact nature of her history with the entities attached to her chest are unknown. Experts agree on two possibilities:
- They were imbued within her at birth.
- She encountered them as a young woman in the form of breast implants.
Pregnancy Hypothesis[edit | edit source]
As per human biology, it is well known a woman's breasts grow larger during pregnancy and breastfeeding phase, leading some to theorize that had Christina Hendricks bore a quarter Pakistani child from her husband, her breasts would show their true power and grow to immense size. What would happen had the baby consume the nectar that they secrete is beyond comprehension.
Personal life[edit | edit source]
To everyone's shock, Christina Hendricks married nerdy Geoffrey Arend. There are some debate whether this is Christina Hendricks' free will acting or that her boobs had something to do with it. Some even theorize that Arend hosts the actual soulmate of the cosmic entities residing on her chest. Nevertheless it drives the imagination of many nerds that they too would marry such beauty.
Characters inspired by Christina Hendricks[edit | edit source]
Tina Hendicks from Summertime Saga
Vampire Mommy from Vampire Sluts: Masquerade
Gallery[edit | edit source]
Hypothetical pregnancy size[edit | edit source]
As if they're not big enough, many scientists still try to digitally alter them to be bigger, perhaps to visualize how they would look like had she gotten pregnant.
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Fun facts[edit | edit source]
- Christina Hendricks could've played Wonder Woman, which would possibly permanently damage the reproductive organs of many people, .