Celebrity Advice/Answer 10

"If you're really lonely you can't lose at the Christmas party - so long as you're too fussy. I mean look at the state of the bloke I pulled this year."

Dear Stavros,

I know just where you’re coming from. Fortunately, I’ve found I can get all the attention I need hanging round the Gents' toilets in LA, or taking the dog for a walk on Hampstead Heath when I’m back in London. Better still, all it costs me is sore knees and a couple quid for the parking meter – that’s if I haven’t parked my car in the front window of Happy Snaps again.

Anyhow, give it a go and see how you get on. The boys will be sure to give you a warm welcome.

Mean time, I’ve got to go now – Andrew Ridgeley’s coming round to play me his new album and I’ll need to be righteously off my face on Dutch Skunk before that happens!

αντίο

George

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