Category:Pompous old relics
Naturally relics are out of necessity old because if they weren't, they wouldn't be relics. However a prominent, yet largely unknown division of relics, are the pompous old relics. This category serves to comprise them. Note that the term old in the title is added merely for effect. Uncyclopedia has the utmost respect for people whose tits are in their soup.
This category has the following 3 subcategories, out of 3 total.