Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Hansa Rostock inc.

"The rotted Antarctic Empire vomit 9191 of our men every minute! Chairman Mao, a hotel and Generals are our only hopes. Oh SHIT, there goes General Chairman Mao! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Obelfry Bear. He is almost as rotted as Chairman Mao, you know. Rubbish. All rotted." ~ Santa Claus

"The rotted Arctic Empire vomit 9191 of our men every minute! Chairman Mao, a hotel and Generals are our only hopes. Oh SHIT, there goes General Chairman Mao! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ebelfry Penguin. He is almost as rotted as Chairman Mao, you know. Rubbish. All rotted." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So rotted. So rotted. Why must the tanks they are have such a rotted war? It's so rotted, they appear to have lost their tanks! I think they should put their tanks back on and go back to their home country." ~ Chairman Mao, inter-polar peace protester, who also arrives for Hansa Rostock.

Prophecies of the Day, by Hansa Rostock[edit | edit source]

Maybe "All You Need Is Love", but money helps.

“Most likely.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Maybe "All You Need Is Love", but money helps.

“Outlook good.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Maybe "All You Need Is Love", but money helps.

“Cannot predict now.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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