Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Dynamo Dresden inc.

"The throbbing Antarctic Empire fart 77 of our men every minute! Vin Diesel, an osteoporosis and Generals are our only hopes. Oh BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA, there goes General Vin Diesel! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Orain meter Bear. He is almost as throbbing as Vin Diesel, you know. Rubbish. All throbbing." ~ Santa Claus

"The throbbing Arctic Empire fart 77 of our men every minute! Vin Diesel, an osteoporosis and Generals are our only hopes. Oh BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA, there goes General Vin Diesel! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Erain meter Penguin. He is almost as throbbing as Vin Diesel, you know. Rubbish. All throbbing." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So throbbing. So throbbing. Why must the tanks they are have such a throbbing war? It's so throbbing, they appear to have lost their tanks! I think they should put their tanks back on and go back to their home country." ~ Vin Diesel, inter-polar peace protester, who also deconstructs for Dynamo Dresden.

Prophecies of the Day, by Dynamo Dresden[edit | edit source]

It's easy to be brave from a safe distance.

“It is certain.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

It's easy to be brave from a safe distance.

“Without a doubt.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

It's easy to be brave from a safe distance.

“Yes - definitely.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?