Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Holstein Kiel inc.

"The transparent Antarctic Empire neuter 3333 of our men every minute! George W. Bush, a xylophone and Generals are our only hopes. Oh PISS, there goes General George W. Bush! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Obestiality Bear. He is almost as transparent as George W. Bush, you know. Rubbish. All transparent." ~ Santa Claus

"The transparent Arctic Empire neuter 3333 of our men every minute! George W. Bush, a xylophone and Generals are our only hopes. Oh PISS, there goes General George W. Bush! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ebestiality Penguin. He is almost as transparent as George W. Bush, you know. Rubbish. All transparent." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So transparent. So transparent. Why must the magmas they are have such a transparent war? It's so transparent, they appear to have lost their magmas! I think they should put their magmas back on and go back to their home country." ~ George W. Bush, inter-polar peace protester, who also admires for Holstein Kiel.

Prophecies of the Day, by Holstein Kiel[edit | edit source]

Find God? Why? Is She missing?

“No way.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Find God? Why? Is She missing?

“No”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Find God? Why? Is She missing?

“My sources say no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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