Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Energie Cottbus inc.

"The unnatural Antarctic Empire pwn 6565 of our men every minute! Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third, a lumberjack and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FUCK, there goes General Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oectoplasm Bear. He is almost as unnatural as Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third, you know. Rubbish. All unnatural." ~ Santa Claus

"The unnatural Arctic Empire pwn 6565 of our men every minute! Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third, a lumberjack and Generals are our only hopes. Oh FUCK, there goes General Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Eectoplasm Penguin. He is almost as unnatural as Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third, you know. Rubbish. All unnatural." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So unnatural. So unnatural. Why must the telephones they are have such a unnatural war? It's so unnatural, they appear to have lost their telephones! I think they should put their telephones back on and go back to their home country." ~ Donald Cedric Orlando Aloisius Augustus Cornelius Tascalusa Octavius Elphinstone Eugene Frederick Dionysus Pikachu Davros The Third, inter-polar peace protester, who also accepts for Energie Cottbus.

Prophecies of the Day, by Energie Cottbus[edit | edit source]

No problem is so big you can't run away from it.

“Most likely.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

No problem is so big you can't run away from it.

“No”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

No problem is so big you can't run away from it.

“Signs point to yes.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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