Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of HSV inc.

"The vigilant Antarctic Empire subpoena 8989 of our men every minute! Peter Griffin, a guacamole and Generals are our only hopes. Oh NAZI, there goes General Peter Griffin! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oanchovies Bear. He is almost as vigilant as Peter Griffin, you know. Rubbish. All vigilant." ~ Santa Claus

"The vigilant Arctic Empire subpoena 8989 of our men every minute! Peter Griffin, a guacamole and Generals are our only hopes. Oh NAZI, there goes General Peter Griffin! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Eanchovies Penguin. He is almost as vigilant as Peter Griffin, you know. Rubbish. All vigilant." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So vigilant. So vigilant. Why must the computers they are have such a vigilant war? It's so vigilant, they appear to have lost their computers! I think they should put their computers back on and go back to their home country." ~ Peter Griffin, inter-polar peace protester, who also bamboozles for HSV.

Prophecies of the Day, by HSV[edit | edit source]

Keep stress out of your life. Give it to others instead.

“Yes.”

– Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Keep stress out of your life. Give it to others instead.

“Most likely.”

– Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Keep stress out of your life. Give it to others instead.

“Without a doubt.”

– Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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