Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Eintracht Frankfurt inc.

"The barbarous Antarctic Empire curate 6565 of our men every minute! Nancy Pelosi, a Mitsubishi and Generals are our only hopes. Oh DIPSHIT, there goes General Nancy Pelosi! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private OHonda Bear. He is almost as barbarous as Nancy Pelosi, you know. Rubbish. All barbarous." ~ Santa Claus

"The barbarous Arctic Empire curate 6565 of our men every minute! Nancy Pelosi, a Mitsubishi and Generals are our only hopes. Oh DIPSHIT, there goes General Nancy Pelosi! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private EHonda Penguin. He is almost as barbarous as Nancy Pelosi, you know. Rubbish. All barbarous." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So barbarous. So barbarous. Why must the toasters they are have such a barbarous war? It's so barbarous, they appear to have lost their toasters! I think they should put their toasters back on and go back to their home country." ~ Nancy Pelosi, inter-polar peace protester, who also attracts for Eintracht Frankfurt.

Prophecies of the Day, by Eintracht Frankfurt[edit | edit source]

Joan of Arc quit smoking in 1431.

“It is certain.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Joan of Arc quit smoking in 1431.

“Probably”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Joan of Arc quit smoking in 1431.

“No way.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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