Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of FSV Mainz 05 inc.

"The ill-bred Antarctic Empire delay 5555 of our men every minute! Macbeth, a lentil soup and Generals are our only hopes. Oh SHITE, there goes General Macbeth! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ofealty Bear. He is almost as ill-bred as Macbeth, you know. Rubbish. All ill-bred." ~ Santa Claus

"The ill-bred Arctic Empire delay 5555 of our men every minute! Macbeth, a lentil soup and Generals are our only hopes. Oh SHITE, there goes General Macbeth! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Efealty Penguin. He is almost as ill-bred as Macbeth, you know. Rubbish. All ill-bred." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So ill-bred. So ill-bred. Why must the miscellaneous dead things they are have such a ill-bred war? It's so ill-bred, they appear to have lost their miscellaneous dead things! I think they should put their miscellaneous dead things back on and go back to their home country." ~ Macbeth, inter-polar peace protester, who also employs for FSV Mainz 05.

Prophecies of the Day, by FSV Mainz 05[edit | edit source]

If shit happens and no one's there, does it have a smell?

“Without a doubt.”

– Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

If shit happens and no one's there, does it have a smell?

“No”

– Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

If shit happens and no one's there, does it have a smell?

“Most likely.”

– Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?