Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of LR Ahlen inc.

"The explosive Antarctic Empire acidify 2929 of our men every minute! Benito Mussolini, an article and Generals are our only hopes. Oh SHIT LIKE A HORSE, there goes General Benito Mussolini! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oarmpit hair Bear. He is almost as explosive as Benito Mussolini, you know. Rubbish. All explosive." ~ Santa Claus

"The explosive Arctic Empire acidify 2929 of our men every minute! Benito Mussolini, an article and Generals are our only hopes. Oh SHIT LIKE A HORSE, there goes General Benito Mussolini! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Earmpit hair Penguin. He is almost as explosive as Benito Mussolini, you know. Rubbish. All explosive." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So explosive. So explosive. Why must the hot dogs they are have such a explosive war? It's so explosive, they appear to have lost their hot dogs! I think they should put their hot dogs back on and go back to their home country." ~ Benito Mussolini, inter-polar peace protester, who also dries for LR Ahlen.

Prophecies of the Day, by LR Ahlen[edit | edit source]

A sadist is a person who is kind to a masochist.

“Cannot predict now.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A sadist is a person who is kind to a masochist.

“Yes - definitely.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A sadist is a person who is kind to a masochist.

“Ask again later.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

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