Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of 1. FC Saarbrücken inc.

"The forbidden Antarctic Empire recollect 6666 of our men every minute! Mel Gibson, a driptray and Generals are our only hopes. Oh JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS, there goes General Mel Gibson! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ohuffed kitten Bear. He is almost as forbidden as Mel Gibson, you know. Rubbish. All forbidden." ~ Santa Claus

"The forbidden Arctic Empire recollect 6666 of our men every minute! Mel Gibson, a driptray and Generals are our only hopes. Oh JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS, there goes General Mel Gibson! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ehuffed kitten Penguin. He is almost as forbidden as Mel Gibson, you know. Rubbish. All forbidden." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So forbidden. So forbidden. Why must the ricers they are have such a forbidden war? It's so forbidden, they appear to have lost their ricers! I think they should put their ricers back on and go back to their home country." ~ Mel Gibson, inter-polar peace protester, who also arrives for 1. FC Saarbrücken.

Prophecies of the Day, by 1. FC Saarbrücken[edit | edit source]

No use crying over spilled water under a burned bridge.

“Yes.”

– Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

No use crying over spilled water under a burned bridge.

“Signs point to yes.”

– Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

No use crying over spilled water under a burned bridge.

“You will see.”

– Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?