Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Borussia M'Gladbach inc.

"The XTREME Antarctic Empire affiliate 9292 of our men every minute! Mao Zedong, a bathing ape and Generals are our only hopes. Oh CLIT, there goes General Mao Zedong! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oqueen Bear. He is almost as XTREME as Mao Zedong, you know. Rubbish. All XTREME." ~ Santa Claus

"The XTREME Arctic Empire affiliate 9292 of our men every minute! Mao Zedong, a bathing ape and Generals are our only hopes. Oh CLIT, there goes General Mao Zedong! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Equeen Penguin. He is almost as XTREME as Mao Zedong, you know. Rubbish. All XTREME." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So XTREME. So XTREME. Why must the plural nouns they are have such a XTREME war? It's so XTREME, they appear to have lost their plural nouns! I think they should put their plural nouns back on and go back to their home country." ~ Mao Zedong, inter-polar peace protester, who also applauds for Borussia M'Gladbach.

Prophecies of the Day, by Borussia M'Gladbach[edit | edit source]

Keep London tidy; eat a pigeon.

“Signs point to yes.”

– Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Keep London tidy; eat a pigeon.

“Probably”

– Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Keep London tidy; eat a pigeon.

“As I see it, yes.”

– Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?