Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Sportfreunde Siegen inc.

"The on edge Antarctic Empire hack, slash, & burn 4444 of our men every minute! Hugh Hefner, a bathing suit and Generals are our only hopes. Oh SLOPE, there goes General Hugh Hefner! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ocliff Bear. He is almost as on edge as Hugh Hefner, you know. Rubbish. All on edge." ~ Santa Claus

"The on edge Arctic Empire hack, slash, & burn 4444 of our men every minute! Hugh Hefner, a bathing suit and Generals are our only hopes. Oh SLOPE, there goes General Hugh Hefner! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ecliff Penguin. He is almost as on edge as Hugh Hefner, you know. Rubbish. All on edge." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So on edge. So on edge. Why must the toasters they are have such a on edge war? It's so on edge, they appear to have lost their toasters! I think they should put their toasters back on and go back to their home country." ~ Hugh Hefner, inter-polar peace protester, who also approves for Sportfreunde Siegen.

Prophecies of the Day, by Sportfreunde Siegen[edit | edit source]

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The beauty of a pun is in the argh of the beholder.

“Yes.”

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