Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Alemania Aachen inc.

"The hairless Antarctic Empire annihilate 1010 of our men every minute! Jon Stewart, an antibody and Generals are our only hopes. Oh DIPSHIT, there goes General Jon Stewart! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Opeat moss Bear. He is almost as hairless as Jon Stewart, you know. Rubbish. All hairless." ~ Santa Claus

"The hairless Arctic Empire annihilate 1010 of our men every minute! Jon Stewart, an antibody and Generals are our only hopes. Oh DIPSHIT, there goes General Jon Stewart! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Epeat moss Penguin. He is almost as hairless as Jon Stewart, you know. Rubbish. All hairless." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So hairless. So hairless. Why must the brooms they are have such a hairless war? It's so hairless, they appear to have lost their brooms! I think they should put their brooms back on and go back to their home country." ~ Jon Stewart, inter-polar peace protester, who also freezes for Alemania Aachen.

Prophecies of the Day, by Alemania Aachen[edit | edit source]

Keep stress out of your life. Give it to others instead.

“Without a doubt.”

– Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Keep stress out of your life. Give it to others instead.

“Probably”

– Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Keep stress out of your life. Give it to others instead.

“Yes.”

– Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?