Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Hertha BSC inc.

"The offensive Antarctic Empire write 2525 of our men every minute! Captain Obvious, a block evading sockpuppet and Generals are our only hopes. Oh LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD, there goes General Captain Obvious! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private OYouTube Poop Bear. He is almost as offensive as Captain Obvious, you know. Rubbish. All offensive." ~ Santa Claus

"The offensive Arctic Empire write 2525 of our men every minute! Captain Obvious, a block evading sockpuppet and Generals are our only hopes. Oh LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD, there goes General Captain Obvious! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private EYouTube Poop Penguin. He is almost as offensive as Captain Obvious, you know. Rubbish. All offensive." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So offensive. So offensive. Why must the brooms they are have such a offensive war? It's so offensive, they appear to have lost their brooms! I think they should put their brooms back on and go back to their home country." ~ Captain Obvious, inter-polar peace protester, who also earns for Hertha BSC.

Prophecies of the Day, by Hertha BSC[edit | edit source]

Invest in negotiable blondes.

“Yes - definitely.”

– Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Invest in negotiable blondes.

“Better not tell you now.”

– Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Invest in negotiable blondes.

“Better not tell you now.”

– Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?