Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Hannover 96 inc.

"The beloved Antarctic Empire feel 3333 of our men every minute! Matt Groening, a cheval-de-frise and Generals are our only hopes. Oh ASSHOLE, there goes General Matt Groening! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ofnurdle Bear. He is almost as beloved as Matt Groening, you know. Rubbish. All beloved." ~ Santa Claus

"The beloved Arctic Empire feel 3333 of our men every minute! Matt Groening, a cheval-de-frise and Generals are our only hopes. Oh ASSHOLE, there goes General Matt Groening! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Efnurdle Penguin. He is almost as beloved as Matt Groening, you know. Rubbish. All beloved." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So beloved. So beloved. Why must the hub caps they are have such a beloved war? It's so beloved, they appear to have lost their hub caps! I think they should put their hub caps back on and go back to their home country." ~ Matt Groening, inter-polar peace protester, who also suffocates for Hannover 96.

Prophecies of the Day, by Hannover 96[edit | edit source]

A lot of people voted for change, and that's all they have now.

“Outlook not so good.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A lot of people voted for change, and that's all they have now.

“Without a doubt.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

A lot of people voted for change, and that's all they have now.

“Without a doubt.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?