Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Spielvereinigung Unterhaching inc.

"The despicable Antarctic Empire graphitize 8686 of our men every minute! Kermit the Frog, an adjective and Generals are our only hopes. Oh HEIL HITLER!, there goes General Kermit the Frog! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ocardboard box Bear. He is almost as despicable as Kermit the Frog, you know. Rubbish. All despicable." ~ Santa Claus

"The despicable Arctic Empire graphitize 8686 of our men every minute! Kermit the Frog, an adjective and Generals are our only hopes. Oh HEIL HITLER!, there goes General Kermit the Frog! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ecardboard box Penguin. He is almost as despicable as Kermit the Frog, you know. Rubbish. All despicable." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So despicable. So despicable. Why must the lawn mowers they are have such a despicable war? It's so despicable, they appear to have lost their lawn mowers! I think they should put their lawn mowers back on and go back to their home country." ~ Kermit the Frog, inter-polar peace protester, who also quantifies for Spielvereinigung Unterhaching.

Prophecies of the Day, by Spielvereinigung Unterhaching[edit | edit source]

Cats are not pets, they own the house and let you live there.

“Maybe”

– Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Cats are not pets, they own the house and let you live there.

“Concentrate and ask again.”

– Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Cats are not pets, they own the house and let you live there.

“Ask again later.”

– Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?