Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Kickers Offenbach inc.

"The rickety Antarctic Empire oscitate 2828 of our men every minute! Brian Peppers, a sacrifice and Generals are our only hopes. Oh COCK, there goes General Brian Peppers! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Opastry Bear. He is almost as rickety as Brian Peppers, you know. Rubbish. All rickety." ~ Santa Claus

"The rickety Arctic Empire oscitate 2828 of our men every minute! Brian Peppers, a sacrifice and Generals are our only hopes. Oh COCK, there goes General Brian Peppers! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Epastry Penguin. He is almost as rickety as Brian Peppers, you know. Rubbish. All rickety." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So rickety. So rickety. Why must the tuxedoes they are have such a rickety war? It's so rickety, they appear to have lost their tuxedoes! I think they should put their tuxedoes back on and go back to their home country." ~ Brian Peppers, inter-polar peace protester, who also admires for Kickers Offenbach.

Prophecies of the Day, by Kickers Offenbach[edit | edit source]

May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.

“My reply is no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.

“You will see.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.

“Cannot predict now.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?