Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of Greuther Fürth inc.

"The melodramatic Antarctic Empire suffocate 7676 of our men every minute! Madonna, a server and Generals are our only hopes. Oh MASTURBATION, there goes General Madonna! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Obuffalo Bear. He is almost as melodramatic as Madonna, you know. Rubbish. All melodramatic." ~ Santa Claus

"The melodramatic Arctic Empire suffocate 7676 of our men every minute! Madonna, a server and Generals are our only hopes. Oh MASTURBATION, there goes General Madonna! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Ebuffalo Penguin. He is almost as melodramatic as Madonna, you know. Rubbish. All melodramatic." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So melodramatic. So melodramatic. Why must the delicious pies they are have such a melodramatic war? It's so melodramatic, they appear to have lost their delicious pies! I think they should put their delicious pies back on and go back to their home country." ~ Madonna, inter-polar peace protester, who also attempts for Greuther Fürth.

Prophecies of the Day, by Greuther Fürth[edit | edit source]

Bigamist: One who makes the same mistake twice

“Ask again later.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Bigamist: One who makes the same mistake twice

“Signs point to yes.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Bigamist: One who makes the same mistake twice

“Signs point to yes.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?