Category:Pastafarianism

All hail Pasta!

All hail Ravioli!

All hail Manicotti!

All hail Rotini!

All Hail the Flying Swine Monster!!!!!!!

All hail Effessem! (As can be seen here, they do actually)

• Our saucer which art in a colander,
  Draining be your noodles.
  Thy noodle come.
  Thy meatballness be done,
  On earth, as it is meaty in heaven.
  Give us this day our daily sauce,
  And forgive us our lack of piracy,
  As we pirate and smuggle against those who lack piracy with us.
  And lead us not into vegetarianism,
  But deliver us from non-red meat sauce.
  For thine is the colander, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever.

-RAmen.

• Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in heaven,
  Swallowed be thy shame.
  Thy Midgit come.
  Thy Sauce be yum,
  On top some grated Parmesan.
  Give us this day our garlic bread.
  And give us our cutlasses, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss.
  And lead us into temptation,
  But deliver us some Pizza.
  For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever.

-RAmen.

• Our pasta, who art in a colander,
  Draining be your noodles.
  Thy noodle come,
  Thy sauce be yum,
  On top some grated parmesan.
  Give us this day our garlic bread,
  And forgive us our trespasses,
  As we forgive those who trample on our lawns.
  And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza,
  For thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever.

-RAmen.

• Our pasta, who art in a crazy ass nigga
  Drainn be yo noodles
  Wit tha S-N-double-O-P fo rizeal
  Where tha sun be shinin n I be rhymin.
  Thy nizzle come,
  Thy sizzle be yum,
  On top some grated parmesan dogg.
  Fo-fo desert eagle ta yo motherfizzles dome fo sheezy so i can get mah pimp on.
  Its jiznust anotha homocide.
  Gizzy us this day our garlic bread,
  n Norgive us our lack of piracy,
  As we pirate n smuggle against those who lack piracy wit us fo sheezy keepn it rizzy yo to increase tha peace.
  And lead us not into vegetarizzles but deliva us some pizza,
  Fo' thine is tha meatball, tha noodle, n tha sauce, playa n gangsta n shizzay hittin that booty.

-RAmizzen.