Bushian Logic is the kind of logic only a Bush can create (That is to say small plants are also included in the list)
The logic follows:
- Where WOMD Stands for "Weapons Of Mass Destruction"
- Where OBL Stands for "Osama Bin Laden"
- Where TNT Stands for "Those nasty terrorists"
- Where LOGIC is the incognite value
Lets apply this formula to real life:
Lets start with a random number: 15 bombs
Now you will ask yourself, what is the value of the other element? Good question!
Bush=God (That is equal to 1000 million or any number above that)
Now that gives us the following:
That equals 1.000.000.000x15=1000 Which is the same as 15000000000=1000
So what is exactly 15000000000=1000? What does that mean?
The meaning of 15000000000=1000
When you have a value like 15000000000=1000 it can get pretty tricky, since 15000000000 is very very different from 1000. Therefore, the first thing you wanna do is become a General in the United States Army. It is believed once you become a General, you embrace Bushian Logic a lot better... and faster.... and easier.
Becoming a General
To rise to the rank of General in the United States Army, you should follow these simple steps:
- Play Counter Strike
- Play Rainbow Six
- Play Command and Conquer
- Play other war video games
- Watch Independence Day (The one with Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum)
- Play other strategy games
- Eat less greens, more red meat
- Join the Army (Usually you will find the link to the Army's website on many of these video games)
- Agree with President Bush a whole lot