Bleach (Substance)

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Very bleachy.

Bleach is a liquid made up of chlorine, sodium, and something else.

Usage[edit | edit source]

Bleach is commonly used for several things such as:

There is significant research done by institutes such as McDonald's Toilet University about the use of bleach to clean the eyes upon viewing horribly indescribably disgusting and revolting content proving that it physically and mentally deletes memories of the sight of the content from the brain itself because of the proximity from the eyes to brain.

General Timeline & History[edit | edit source]

WORLD WAR I: Chlorine, ingredient of bleach, used in war

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1800s: Ingredients to bleach discovered 1950s: Bleach invented (I think)